We need more college graduates who want to become Medical MPs with International clearance and who are willing to work their way up to world wide and year round assignments by begining here at the United States Capitol Police so we reverse the trend away from Executive field officers that is currently bring a crop of chained dogs who are far better at growling than upholding the peace.
Bullet in Your Head
Difficulty level: 1
HAMMER a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it (a gun that has never been fired works best in this situation). Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years and you will, most assuredly, be a hot news topic. You'll probably even make it on MythBusters. Hell, you want fame in death to rival the obscurity you had in life don't you?
billPLEASEdie 3 years ago
Bill this stuff sucks!! I hear that you had sex with your dog? Is that true? Did you kill your dog by humping it? Man, no life! I feel sorry for you!
RetardBillHfuksdog 3 years ago