SPEEDERS' Excuses

New York comedian Andres du Bouchet demonstrates a gazillion excuses for speeding. From a bomb in Derek Jeter's jock strap to trying to bribe the officer with a baby... watch and learn (what not to do!)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• speeding
• police

[Devi1himse1f]

you are a jackass and your not funny

[grandmaster1074]

no he is not

[tuntun13southerncali]

Ur a fag

[Palma1004]

your gay

[PerpetualDaydreamer]

Most of these weren't too bad (the baby and puppy were cute), but the one with Derek Jeter's jock strap really made me laugh xD

[co19crazynathanel]

ANother funny one wud be " DAM I FORGOT I WAS NOT PLAYING GTA ANY MORE"

[BenjaminWirtz]

He sort of sounds like Seth McFarlane the creator of Family Guy.

[809chanito787]

im not racist but when he said "you stopped me because im black didnt you" im almost died laughing becuase that sounds like something my sister would say and we are latino.

[pakurtz123]

All right sorry dude.

[DragracingX]

hahahahaaaaaaa that was funny

[operationnorthwoodz]

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[waddleduckie1]

I forgot the other excuses one would say "Oh officer someone was tailgating so close to my vehicle that i had to speed up thinking that he would push me off the freeway"