The Stalker Song

*SORRY ABOUT THE TUNING!* (it's a crappy guitar and refuses to stay in tune.) This is an old video. Click here for more recent videos : without an out-of-tune guitar, and more material to laugh at. http://youtube.com/booshoe37

What about the stalker's side of the story? This is his song.

LYRICS:
Your eyes are oceans.
My love is for you.
I sent you roses.
Deep down you love me too.

You said you hate me.
I don't think it's true.
Until the end of time,
I will follow you.

Pressed to the roof across the street,
I lift my binoculars and take a peek.
Terrified you call the police.
Together, forever, I stalk you.
Writing threatening letters, I stalk you.
I like to stalk you.
I like to stalk you.

I follow you on your dates.
In the shadows, I can't wait.
Under your bed, in the back of your car,
Hiding all around, you're never too far.

Wonder woman of my world,
Lady of my dreams,
We could spend our lives together.
But you rejected me.

Taking pictures of you is sweet.
Recording your showers is pretty neat.
You smell of candy and lavender too,
Will you be my wife, I stalk you.
I need to get a life, I stalk you.
I like to stalk you.
I like to stalk you.

Do you enjoy my countless emails.
Snipping samples of your hair.
I built a statue in my closet.
It's wearing your underwear.

Marry me or I'll hit you with stuff,
Wrap you in tarp and bury you in the mud.
They won't catch me, I have a gun.
Don't call me crazy, I stalk you.
You're amazing, I stalk you.
I Stalk You.
I Stalk You.
*****

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[TheTheStalkers]

ur insulting me friend ... lol!!

[booshoe37]

@TheTheStalkers Goodness! I didn't mean to insult you! I should have called it by a different name :( please forgive me! :P lol

[mywifesafag]

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

[MeAshleyT123]

so funny! "i like to stalk you"

[catherine1wuvs1you]

wtf?

[AMIMALLOVER19]

hahaha this song is sooooooooooo funny hahahahaha

[torica12323]

I WANT THIS SONG ON MAH IPOD SO BAD <3

[Ebeet0FAN]

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER :D

[evilofisalm]

@mywifesafag mywifeafag mine ran off with my best mate, if you see him tell him i miss him

[Akatsuki8girl88]

wear your hat the right way

[Superocagle]

Dont you hate it when the top two comments are exactly the same?!

[DamagedF0X]

GET OUF OF HERE ADVERTS