The Case of the Poopy Nintendo

In which the saga of Red Green, a long-dead miniature dachshund who may or may not have pooped in my Nintendo Entertainment System 20 years ago, continues. But this time, there are scientific experiments strongly pointing toward a Hankish involvement.

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• experiments
• nintendo
• entertainment
• system
• family
• strife

[Porty1119]

When you combine the colors red and green, you get brown. Coincidence, anyone?

[MagicLlama1899]

My dog once pooped on my homework, and the next day i had to tell my teacher what had happened. It was crappy to say the least.

[epiphanygirlsings]

did we ever confirm that the poop did indeed come from red green and not, say, a vengeful younger brother?

[TellerOfUntruths]

Or 4, you inserted the poop into the Nintendo yourself, hoping to get Hank in trouble. HA! >:D

[jcmik]

Hooray for the Mentalist!

[zach6670]

Categorical denial?

More like "Scategorical" denial.

[mark4851]

Option 4. Evil baby Hitler, angry that you kidnapped him, stole a time machine and used it to go back in time and destroy the most important thing from John's childhood as a vile act of revenge.

[thewolffromhell66666]

Hank really blaming the dog thats so childest

[stargleekwhofighter]

"It always works on The Mentalist!" LOVE that show!!!

[webkinzluver141]

I still have no idea what happened to my childhood cat. I don't think I'll ever find out.

[TheBuddsO]

@Sunflow730 he doesn't have a sister :)

[starryhappiness]

I have never laughed so hard at so many poop jokes in my life.