She Sunbathes On Venus by David Randall Curtis

A poem by David Randall Curtis, slightly amended to suit female recitation.


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SHE SUNBATHES ON VENUS

God is a woman.

Only women can achieve
mood swings of Biblical proportions.

Create mankind,
then try to destroy it,
get so jealous
a commandment is made
not to worship another
and finally promise undying love
only to damn you to Hell
if the feeling isn't mutual

- much like he endured
when my better half
was thrown out for good.

God is a woman.

Don't take it on faith.
Take it from him.

He should know
- he's the Devil.

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[DavidRandallCurtis]

I love it and want to marry it! :P Five stahs and faved luv! :P

[Pamandymagic]

Being a serial husband, you would say that, wouldn't you!!! :-D

Thanks, darling!

x x x

[HerAeolianHarp]

Ha ha ha :). Wonderful reading, so well-paced, rich with the female intensity that is in part the subject of the poem, but smoothed into something so charming and all-knowing, too, as befits this work. Glad to come across this. Your voice is wonderful in its modulation and expressiveness.

[andrewnorris1]

You had me hooked on the first line! Beautifully read, too!