Cretins for Christ - Grandpa John

This is a novel one .... enjoy

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• grandpa
• john
• Jesus
• Analogy
• electricity
• pickle
• God

[VampiressOnDaProwl]

here's a comment i left for Grandpa John but he has to approve comments so it may not show up. but i'm sure it'll knock his socks off. LOL.

OH YES BABY! you got a great big old ugly pickle! Mmmmmmhmmmmm! Yummy! OH YAH! you baaaaaad boy! oh yes. oh yes.

do it, pickle.

oh that big pickle!

mmm. oooh oooh.

was that a kind of subtle Christian "S and M" erotica? LOL.

i found myself turned on and wanting to use a vegetable dildo in a three-way with a guy and my girlfriend, after that. ;P

[TheModestAgnostic]

I bet he'll be outraged ... I find my own blood ... ah ... rising, just contemplating such a scene myself:-P

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

WTF? That's funny.

[TheModestAgnostic]

It is indeed!

[Ender1zero1]

Alrightly then I guess he is just doing the indoctrination course for all the future victims, seriously did that silly old man really think he had something worth wasting anyone's time over?

[TheModestAgnostic]

Apparently

[g00ch825]

100 bucks... that pickle is kosher!

[Nyaro]

Poor pickle. n.n

[Nyaro]

But now, I use lectricity, and dis is a Christian wid Jesus: Hay look! He's being fried! :D But he glows. Ain't dat awesome pawsome? :O See, dis other person ain't a Christian, and he dun have forks up his butt and he ain't being lectrified. But da person who's a Christian is much awesomer, cause ee' glows.

[Nyaro]

Okay. Okay. Here's a Christian. Okay? Got it? So I'ma take this Christian, and I'ma stick a fork up his ass, and another fork in his skull. Wid me so far? Now I take da Christian, and I put him in a sling, hanging from da two forks. Ouch! Well den, da Christian still be alive at dis point, ja? Bud not for long! I take two clips and clip dem on da forks.

[BobbyTubes]

Isn't there something productive you can do instead of worshiping a false "God" bstroka? You have no room to criticize! Maybe you should go look for proof of this "God" person you love so much. Go ahead I'll wait... Oh you're back? How was your search? Oh you didn't find anything? Well that's because there is NO PROOF that a God exists. God is a fictional character created by mankind. Religion is a way to control you, to make you act a certain way. Try thinking for yourself you idiot.

[Mjhavok]

I can only type it.

[hadomaru]

English, good sir, do you speak it?

[Mjhavok]

Obviously not since the video made responded positively to my comment which I made a year ago.

[hadomaru]

miss the point much?

[bstroka]

Just because the narrator implies that Grandpa Johns pickle is a phalic symbol does not mean it was intended to be so. The narrator is simply a critical pervert... that apparently has nothing else to do but criticise videos on youtube... seriously, isn't there something productive you can be doing instead of entertain yourself on your webcam? You have no room to criticise!