Beanz Meanz Heinz

A million housewives everyday
Pick up a tin of beans and say,
Beans means Heinz.
You thought I was going to say farts, didn't you?
Oh no, I said it, farts!
No, no, I've gone and said it again!
I can't help it, it's seems no natural,
The two of them together,
Like the Queen and England,
Laurel and hardy,
And even cabbage and bacon.
So there you have it,
BEANS MEANS FARTS, no, no, I mean Heinz
Bye....
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