Neighbor In Texas: Ron Paul Anthem (****** in Paris Parody)

Thanks to Jay Z, Kanye West, and hipstrumentals for the background beat.

Lyrics:

Ron Paul so hard, can't find him on the TV
But you prolly gonna find me
How bad did he school O'Reilly?
Baldwin remind me
Paul so hard, he seems crazy
Rogan knows his views amaze me
Straw polls could show him at 22 and I look at you like it don't phase me
Paul so hard, the media's weird
Say he's not s'posed to be here,
Paul so hard, and since he's here
John Stewart says we should be fair
So gynos, is it possible to vote winos,
Take your pick, Romney, Perry, Bachmann, Gingrich
Paul so hard, we have a broken house, led by a coward like a field mouse
Senators that are doing time, adding fuel to a fire that's already doused
Paul so hard, I'm shocked too, doesn't want potheads to be locked up too
If you embraced what I've embraced
Bet you'd be in Holland getting blazed up too
Paul so hard, not Medicaided, been delivering babies for like six decades
Gold standard, I just heard, Ron Paul's the newest curse word
Paul so hard, Trump behave, just might let you join this rave
Iran's Mahmoud A., he's bringin the troops back USA.

Ron Paul so hard can't find him on the TV.
That shit kray [x3]
[x2]

Gays said "can we get married at the mall?"
Santorum said to take an all to both your balls
Cain took a chick to the bathroom stall
And then he decided to risk it all
Bachmann kray, ain't she hey
Compares herself to, Jonny Wayne.
He may be old, trunk with a ring
Act like you'll never be around a godfather like this again

Bougie Newt, shaking hands
Screw that joke he don't wanna stand
Excuse my rhyme but I'm in time (Feelin' fine)
Rick Perry ain't do it right if you ask me
If I was him I'd have remembered three agencies
What's doctor my playa?
What's author my killa?
What's congress my mama?
What's common sense, Obama?
Doctors say he's the illest
Cause he's suffering from realness
Got supporters in Texas
Yelling go armadillos, huh!

Ron Paul so hard can't find him on the TV
Ron Paul so hard can't find him on the TV

He is now up on the throne
Don't watch the no spin zone [x3]
These other nominees lyin'
Actin' like the civil rights ain't mine

I got that hot pipe in my home

You know how many hot buckets I own
Don't watch the no spin zone [x4]
The fans are in the building
Their hands are to the ceiling
I know he's bout to kill it
How you know, I got that feeling
He is now up on the throne
Don't watch the no spin zone [x2]

Category:

Comedy

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[anabeltee]

BY FAR MY FAVORITE PARODY!! Tweeting this like CRAY!! RONPAUL2012!!!

[hortulanus94]

love it! this almost better than the original! :D

[lizluvskerry]

@hortulanus94 I heard this song before the original and so I favor this one lol ;) Great song with video!

[ladiebugg36]

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH­A! xD

[Perkstoph]

@hortulanus94 I never actually heard the original before, so when i heard the tune today going on at work. I thought, why does this sound so famaliar? Then it hit me. Ron Paul... That shit cray!

[BrandonToddCarr]

PAUL SO HARD UNIVERSITY 2012

[razz187]

That shit cray!

RON PAUL 2012!!! END THE FED - 4 LIBERTY

[lizluvskerry]

This Rocks! This artist has some new fans too! Ron Paul Fans!!!!

[lizluvskerry]

This Rocks! This artist has some new fans too! Ron Paul Fans!!!!