Loveline- Hey Mom and Dad, Go Back to Russia

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Uploaded by on Jun 2, 2010

Adam, Drew, and their dear, dear friends Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn hate a caller's over-bear-ing Russian parents and take a proud stand for America! USA! USA! USA! 1/1/1998

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  • She sounds like a sweet girl. I hope she got help : )

  • @LeopardFrogPilboxhat aint ready for marines yet

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  • She sounds so cute. I think I'm in love.

  • I couldn't go on any longer with hearing this girl. I know shes young but is it necessary to say Like like 10384738291 times like come on like i didnt think like a kid her age would like have to like say like that many times. Like you know? Jesus christ its terrible.

  • haha russian anthem in the background

  • Darrell Hammond

  • Finally, if they say they'll call popo, tell them to go ahead. They physically abused you. The cops would be very interested in that, don't you think? Do not be afraid. You have power. Especially in today's society. You DO have power. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. They can't throw you out. They can't abuse you. They can't prosecute you. They can't do anything and you need to make sure they know it.

  • By the way, if they hit you, break into their room while they sleep and throw cold water on them. Be armed at ALL TIMES and don't be afraid. Don't pull a weapon unless you ABSOLUTELY have to, but make it crystal clear that you will not stand for violence in your house. And it is your house. Until you're 18, it's your house too. Kick your dad in the nuts and sock him in the face. Again, this sounds like bad advice, but IT DOES WORK! It takes a while, but...

  • For kids in this situation, you need to stand up to your parents. Yell and scream and throw fits, cut them off, threaten them, destroy one of their most prized possessions, etc. It will get worse in the short term, but it will be worth it. Buy your own lock. Whatever they do to you, do something worse. Call them names. Fuck with them. Eventually, they will respect you. It does work. It sounds like bad advice, but I did it and my friends followed suit. It DOES work! I promise.

  • Hey Boris!!

    hahahahahaa hes so good.

    Wanna swing by the supermarket and buy some fresh meat on the way home???

  • She, like, says like a lot. Like, you know?

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