Dr. Hamby's Birthday Surprise

ASP 518 Surprises Dr. Ellen Hamby

Lyrics:
Dr. Hamby, we all agree.
You are the coolest that we've ever seen.
We love your jokes, anecdotes, and wisecracks
Of underwear eating Rhodesian Ridgebacks.
Salem -- we envy you.
You spend all your time with Hamby and crew.
We agree unanimously -
You're the coolest, Dr. Hamby.

Dr. Hamby, you are the best.
We hope you like our Aphasia tests.
You make us laugh, not to mention the fact,
You inspire us to drink more Tab.
Aphasia -- my favorite class.
But, that's our secret, don't tell Dr. Mills that.
We agree unanimously -
You're the coolest, Dr. Hamby.

Dr. Hamby, someone told me
that on Thanksgiving you'll be turning 60.
You celebrate a whole new decade,
And as you say, "It gets better with age".
Ellen, we'd like to say -
Enjoy your Boston cream pie and cake.
And, have a happy birthday!
To Dr. Hamby, and all her family,
Have a happy birthday!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Surprise
• Dr.Hamby
• UTHSC
• University of Tennessee
• SLP
• Speech-Language Pathology