Randall Munroe, creator of the webcomic xkcd.com, is a brilliant, hilarious man with a bizarre fear. I thought I'd write a song that commemorated all the laughs he provided... and hopefully make others laugh in the process. Written in total accident while trying to find the chords for another song I'm still working on. In any case, I hope you enjoy this one. Lyrics:
Sometimes your heart doesnt give a choice
And sometimes love is blind
But theres a word or two that I should say
I have to get it off my mind
You came in through my portrait window, last night
I blew out all the candle flames
Because I know that youre afraid of them
Baby, you have got me tamed
Your skin was cool, your breath so hot
Your toenails clicked upon the floor
Im such a fool, forgot the lock
And thats when Randall opened my front door
Now dont be angry with poor Randy, dear
He only walked in on our dance
Yeah, okay, I guess he did more,
When he screamed and peed his pants
He screamed, What the #$%$ is going on?
Youre dancing, with a freaking dinosaur
Something must be terribly wrong!
I told him, this isnt what it looks like,
Shes my girlfriend, her name is @%*@#aliiiige
My girlfriend is a dramaeosaurid,
Its not a huge trend to go dating dramaeosaurids
Arms were flailing as he ran away
You went to find your hoverboard
I had a silent hope that you would stay
I knew that Randall had a sword
Now baby, baby, I love who you are
And your diet suits you fine
But I should say Im not so comfortable
When the flesh you tastes not mine
But there you went, right out the door
Your lightsaber was glowing bright
I dont know what you were expecting
But you were looking for a fight
Around the corner, hundreds of men
And they were armed to the teeth
You snarled at them, ready to die
But you forgot me
I stopped you, saying these are my friends,
There shouldnt be bloodshed here, why cant we make amends?
They said,
Shes a raptor, a man-eating machine
I said
Shes my girlfriend, now come on guys, thats mean
None of them knew what youre really after,
So they told me, dont date a veloceraptor
I had to stop the fight or youd have been lost
And I cant take that kind of pain
But then I started thinking about us
Babe, our kind of loves insane
You wanted me to fertilize your eggs
And go on dino hunts with you
And theres the problem concerning your legs
Theres just some things I cant do
I want you to spend time with me, I know you love waterslides,
But theme parks have a tendency of bringing out your bad side
And not to mock your specific genus
But its kinda hard to ignore those teeth upon my hand
And I love you. Youre my velociraptor.
But I know youre special friend
Is that @#$$ Robert Bakker
They say all things must come to an end
And I guess the time is right
Because I never know which message to send
When you come to spend the night
I hope you find someone wholl treat you right
Cant say we didnt try
Im sorry babe, but lets not fight,
Whats that gleam in your eyeeee?
Everyone knows that youre a raptor
So they tell me, dont date velociraptors
My girlfriend was a dramaeosaurid,
Its not a huge trend to go dating dramaeosaurids
Drama is the root word of your species name
Cant say you live up to that, but
Everyone knows that youre a raptor
So they tell me, dont date velociraptors
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This is amazing...
hakuvampire420 2 years ago
thank you ^^
JoeZombei 2 years ago