Why's everybody always pickin' on me?!!!

Chris and Leon want to know!

A tribute to the two smartest characters in the game n_n

Song- Why's everybody always pickin' on me?- the Bloodhound gang

Footage- Resident Evil

Lyrics:
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy!

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[TheAngeltsubasa]

...omg. That's all I gots to say, mine sis.

...Where did you say you got your songs, again...? Cuz WHERE THE HECK DID THAT COME FROM?! 0.0

[Fireclanleader]

LOLOL The Bloodhound Gang =3="

[tillyandmisty]

even though hes horny. xD

[Fireclanleader]

YES YOU HAVE POINTED THAT OUT. LOL.

[tillyandmisty]

"A tribute to the two smartest characters in the game n_n" Do i hear a hint of sarcasm,perhaps? :O

[Fireclanleader]

MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.

[renopet]

dude why does everyone pick on leon why cant you pick on carlos or luis or anyone else i mean cut leon some slack for all i happen to think leon is pimp because he gets a tommy gun and pimp suit in resident evil 4 but i like leon more then chris because chris to is such a bitch at times but leon always has a plan i mean look back in resident evil 2 for more evidence

[TheAngeltsubasa]

...What's...Nvm I don't want to know.

[tillyandmisty]

HEY NOW! don't insult zuchini like that!

xD yeah, :'3 good times.

i feel sorry for Claire-Having a steroidic somewhat emo brother :C and a ginga guy who turned into hulk for a while trying to kiss her 8U

[Fireclanleader]

We're making fun of Leon because he's got the IQ of a zuchini

we're making fun of Chris because we love him, he's hilrious, he has a diary,

and in 5

he uses steroids.

Still, my favorite part of the video, personally, is the last five seconds.

Chris: "Why's everybody always picking on me? .A."

Wesker: " 'cuz nobody likes you, monkey boy c:"

Chris: '.... :C"