Send in em Clahns (BIG BEN SONG in Pittsburghese)

Send in em Clahns - LYRICS BELOW
parody in Pittsburghese by yinzerman

Life a duh Rich
Em jaggoffs dont care
Toolin around on eir hawg
Wit no helmet tuh wear
Send in nem Clahns

Was somethin amiss?
Thought yinz was cole
Chased her into da ladies room
Was dat menz room full?
Turned over on dahns...
Send in nem clahns

Shed barely stopped - moppin nat floor
Im sure she wanted to ride in a car - just not yours
Hittin nat exit again - wit yinz usual flair
Stiffin nat joint widda bill
Youre famous - why care?

Dont yinz love sport?
Perched on yinz cahch
He tawt he scored seven points
But all he got was Ahhhch!
Thats life for dem clahns...
Its worse an em Brahns...
An ats twice - a year...

It's so sad... :(

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• parody
• song
• songs
• Big
• Ben
• Roethlisberger
• Steelers
• football
• yinz
• yinzer
• pittsburgh
• pittsburghese

[Applelocal]

ben is amazing

[whateverhollywood]

Ah ha!! Thanks for sharing ;)