Random Reviews #5: The Machine Girl

Marauder and his new co host Sandalphan review the Japanese horror movie "The Machine Girl.

This was meant to be the Halloween episode, but it was posted a little late. This is the most complicated review to date. A lot of time and effort was put into this review so I hope you all enjoy it.

Warning: This review contains moments of blood and gore along with some strong language. Viewer discretion should be advised.

This review is covered under fair use.

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[StriderReborn]

The Tempura Arm always made me laugh everytime I watched this movie. I usually decribe it to people by saying "It looks like Big Bird's Arm" lmao!

[marauderNOR]

@StriderReborn

That's exactly what I said the first time I saw the movie. Thanks for the comment!

[johnnyjohnson]

Great review Ryan! Very well edited and hilarious as well! I started watching this on Netflix and laughed my butt off at the Japanese special effects (the over-the-top squirting/sprinkler style blood) and cheesy acting. The dummy head at 5:00 looks like an Asian Michael Myers.

[StriderReborn]

The Creators of Machine Girl also made a spin-off movie as a separate DVD Extra called Shyness Machine Girl. (AKA Machine Girl Lite) which is found in later re-releases of the film. The problem with that film is that it's too Inconsistent with it's characters as many of them who were killed are for some strange implausable reason still alive and actively walking . (including a guy who was split down the middle with a chainsaw Mortal Kombat Style who is stapled and stitched together. WTF!)

[Raffachan]

That music- it feels so out of place.

Human blood huh? I may have to try that in the future!