WWE Tell Will Smith How It Really Is

A UK weather parody of Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince's Summertime featuring all your favourite WWF wrestlers, Download the song from http://nc.airesoft.co.uk/episodes/summertimeuk.mp3. The music is a hacked up version of DJ Jazzy Jeff's Instrumental mix of Summertime

Lyrics:
Here it is a groove that's 20 years old
Transformed for the cold
Just a little something to tell of the annoyance
Of the Great British weather and it's lack of buoyance
If you're not from here, you'll have heard the rumours
That's there's plastic pant puddles that'd shame a junior
I wish it was a lie
But I can only see rain falling outta the sky
Summers of the past weren't any better
If anything I think they were 10 times wetter
'Dry' is a word reserved for white wine
So unpack your cagoule and splash to this summertime

You wouldn't choose it if you had a choice to
But we're kinda stuck with the outside moisture
Hopes still ajar
Even though one day of sun won't make this Qatar
Not that you'd know with all the topless fat guys
They're trying to win the top moob jiggling prize
Girls off the hook, fresh from the clothes store
The hanger's still in, that's a new look for sure
Winehouse songs playing on every corner
Until the heavens burst open and become cheif mourner
Streets now deserted, it's ghost town quiet
If it's like this tomorrow I'm sure we'll riot - 1:56
The forecast said it'd shine for days
But like a rubbish work life, chronic lack of rays
It's impossible to tell if this is just a phase
or summer's in an indefinite rain delay

August arrives with a temp around twenty
Shorts and trainers cos for us that's plenty
The meadow's overloaded for the Party in the Park
A corny kinda music but it's just the spark
For the grand day out we've been waiting for
Until Rihanna takes the stage with an Umbrella score
As if on cue the heavens swealter
There a mad, rash, dash for the limited shelter
Scramble till 4 to find somewhere to stay
And then to the barbie that defines the day
It's a summertime tradition to cremate some meat
And to be repreived by a shower of sleet
Another four season day and it's no pizza I'm certain
That char grilled burger has gone for a burton
Beer steady flowing as the party begins
The food's kinda soggy but the mood is on the upswing
Remember how we used to play tag in the mud
Than a call from the kitchen that the weathers turned good
The showers straight stopped for a full five minutes
do we risk it or wait, this test is litmus
All rush outside regardless of precipitation
To eat and be merry and give the host our adulation
An eighth-month day punctuated by rain
Eugh I think we've got food poisoning again
Despite all this we're cool and secure
Though you won't never see it in any brochure
The summertime's more than just the weather's hot air
It's made by the company of those who care

Category:

Comedy

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