NiknJaps - I Do Kung Fu [On iTunes]

NiknJaps - I Do Kung Fu (Original Song)

iTunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-do-kung-fu/id466455898?i=466455966

Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/I-Do-Kung-Fu/dp/B005O4P3KO/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=dmu...

Outro: (Right Click, Save As)
http://db.tt/rE5k81P

Instrumental Track:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO-spNj20tU

Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/NiknJaps

!!PLEASE READ!!

The pictures in this video are stupid and should not be taking seriously. They have nothing to do with the song itself! I just made the slideshow to make it more entertaining :)

I heard that pandas are constantly high because of their diet. I have no idea if it's true but nonetheless a song had to be made! Obviously!

And yes, I know the lyrics don't make much sense but that's because trees are so damn tall.

Chords:

Verse & Chorus:
G Em C D
Pre-Chorus:
Em F#m Em 3x
Em F#m G
Guitar Solo Chords:
Em F#m Em 3x
Em F#m G
G Em C D 4x

Lyrics:

I am a panda, my name is Amanda
I live in Uganda, and I'm a sweet ass panda
And when I'm high, I can fly
Apple pie, give it a try
Fourth of July

And I can do kungfu
Watch me do kungfu
To a girl named Drew
I do kungfu on Drew
And it's true
I do kungfu
In my zoo
While I'm chewing bamboo

My fur is black and white
Yep, that's right
I am quite a sight
Cause when I'm in a fight
I do kungfu
On Blink 182
I make them kiss my shoe
And then thank you
For stepping in panda poo

And when it's time to go to bed
And I see the stars above my head
I can't remember what I just said
So I'm gonna eat bamboo instead
Because I'm so high
Ladidee Ladidih
And FYI
I fly with birds in the sky
I'm in love with a giraffe
I wanna have his baby calf
That would make me laugh
Because I think it's funny

So if I said baby
Believe me when I say
Could you and me maybe
Or someday
Go to a cafe
Where they serve caffelatte
And buffet
Come on baby please have lunch with me

We could do it Monday
Or Tuesday
Or Wednesday
Could be Thursday
Maybe Friday
Just perhaps Saturday
Or Sunday

The End :D

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[littlemisstypesalot]

You guys write the best music with the weirdest lyrics. XD Love it.  Do you guys just pick anything that rhymes?

[NiknJaps]

@littlemisstypesalot For this song we did! Rhymezone(.)com ;)

[dbzcolton10]

I am currently giving apple pie a try on the fourth of July.

[DekuScrub8]

.........omg, lol - awesome lyrics

[molmol2828]

lovin the chuck norris thing at 2:35 ;)

[AxelxRoxie]

This was pretty cool!

[Sloppysizzle]

You're so amazing! I love all of your videos!

[497232]

I started laugh at 0:10 'till the end of the video, you're awesome.

[WuzupMyNinjas]

Pandas are awsome! They're white, black, and Asian!



[SwaggBoyZScottie]

can't seem to figure out what its really about but I love it :) sweet song

[daniquelovesaskia21]

I just LOOOOOOVE weird songs :D

[Princess4748]

Me: 8steps in pana poo* DRAT THAT STUPID PANDA

Friend: hehehehe nice ur just like in the song

Me: waht song?

Friend: NinkJaps Kung fu lol ur just wierd u stepped in poo

Me: ye i did..... have a problem with that? sos but this is just to wierd ur wierd.....

Friend: U STEPPED IN POO

[BlueLovesFromMe]

LOL! these lyrics are awesome!