Academic English 12 Satire Project

Satire project for Academic English 12.

Lyrics:
Beef jerky, McKelvy, Ms. Henry, and pulled "hammies,"
Beef jerky, McKelvy, Ms. Henry, and pulled "hammies."

My wife gives me ten dollars for lunch everyday,
But then I go to Giant every morning and I buy some beef jerky.
And when I run out I get really mad,
And start flipping out on everyone but mainly A'leese,
Because she's always sitting on my desk,
And she makes me so freaking mad!

Beef jerky, beef jerky, beef jerky, beef jerky.
And beef jerky, beef jerky, beef jerky, beef jerky.

Mr. McKelvy is a big fat jerk who bullies people half his size,
Like me, with his intimidating beard.
And all my objects on my desk go missing,
And I blame it on him.
But that's ok because I have beef jerky, beef jerky.

Beef jerky, McKelvy, beef jerky, Mckelvy.
Beef jerky, McKelvy, beef jerky, Mckelvy.

Ms. Henry feels it's necessary to send her kids over,
And interupt my class whenever she wants.
But when I send my kids over to get laptops,
She gets really angry at me.
She talks in a weird tone of voice and drinks tea,
And she's in love with Shakespeare and has an idiom for everything.

Beef jerky, beef jerky, Mckelvy, Ms. Henry.
Beef jerky, beef jerky, McKelvy, Ms. Henry.

And then one time when I was playing baseball,
I rounded second, on my way to third.
Then all of a sudden I fell to the ground,
And a huge travesty occurred.
And yes, Mr. Fowler, that is a Vocab word.
As I stood up, it seemed to appear,
That I must have pulled my hammy.
They tried to give me Tylenol,
But I said, "No, give me some freaking beef jerky, beef jerky."

Beef jerky, McKelvy, Ms. Henry, and pulled "hammies,"
Beef jerky, McKelvy, Ms. Henry, and pulled "hammies."

I go to faculty meetings everyday,
And sit there and agree with everything they say.
My real thoughts are considered thoughtcrime,
And if known, I'll be vaporized, erased from time.

Time, time, time, time, time, time, time.
Time, time, time, time, time, time, time.

Category:

Entertainment

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• satire
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[BlackHaloGoddess93]

This is great! we watched this in biology with elbin! haha

[colb14ster]

@BlackHaloGoddess93 Glad you enjoy it.

[bonetoad]

what on earth was great about this? hands down, it's far more lame than annoying orange.

[colb14ster]

@bonetoad Had you lived in America and gotten a decent education, you may have understood that this was a project that satired our English teacher. It does not pertain to anything outside of our high school; therefore, you wouldn't get the concept anyway.

[bonetoad]

@colb14ster Have you been informed of foreign talents flocking to Singapore trying to get a place in our universities? Talk about education our assignments are far more recognized in the outside world.

Singapore may be small but it's on par with major bustling countries google it you won't.

[colb14ster]

@bonetoad I would have to disagree. Although Singapore is on the rise, the nation will never reach the academic prowess that the United States has achieved.

[AcademicBeards]

@colb14ster Ha! Pissing up walls.

[dickerson54]

i luv this haha

[Fulton77Girl]

You are the most talented boys I know!!

[bonetoad]

@colb14ster orly? even if so, we're reaching then.