Kiddush Club - Kol Ish - A Shabbos Satire

What is Kiddush Club? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiddush_club

Credits:

Kol Ish is:
Eliyahu Dvorin, Michael G, JJ Katz, Shawn Levine, David Lipsitz, and Ayton Sanders.

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Video by Ari Berkowicz
Vocal Recording, Mixing, and Editing by Michael G

Special thanks to:
Jonathan Kalish, Racheli Katz, Lee Levin, Melissa Levine, Danny Levine, Yael Rubinstein, David Rubinstein, Meryl Schulman, YP, MB- our Shabbos Goy and to David Goldstein

Thank you to Talia's Steakhouse for allowing us to film on location.

For all your Judaica needs including a full selection of Kiddush Cups, be sure to check out: www.LevineJudaica.com

"Kiddush Club" is a parody of "Love in this Club" by Usher featuring Young Jeezy
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB5e0zHRzHc)

Original song written by Lamar Taylor, Jamal F. Jones, Darnell Dalton, Jay Jenkins, Usher Raymond, Ryon Lovett

A Master Use License was purchased for the backtrack audio, for use in this streaming video, from ProSound Music, LLC.

Lyrics:

Yo, gotta do it for the Zaides.
It's an age old tradition
Where we at Shlomo?
Welcome to the Spiritual Committee.

You say you're searching all around cuz there's something missing in your life
Well, come outside and let me show you what will make you feel right
You know all you gotta do is tell me what you're sipping on.
And I promise that I'm gonna keep it coming all morning looooooooong.

We take only guys
So ladies get back inside
And I think that buddy I got a drink for you
You just tell me your preference, Jim Beam or Chivas
Don't forget the herring on your way outside.

I really love Kiddush Club.
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club
I really love Kiddush Club.
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club
Kiddush Club yeah

If some congregants are underage, they can stay and snooze
You can leave them in the minyan, just don't tell them that I got booze
I got booze
If you want to go, to the sermon in the right state of mind.
We'll ditch the haftorah, take some shots, and unwind.

We take only guys,
So ladies get back inside
I Can't take it no more Rabbi, be back in a few
Its a club with a purpose, [beat drops out] more fun than the service
You should feel honored we're inviting you.

Cut that Glenlivet open. Let's go!

It's what you want, It's what you need.
I'll get you trashed, and set you free.

Righteously, halachikly, religiously, rabbinically,
I'll be like your rebbetzin, feeding the community.

(Haha!) It's going down, let's make it rain, you got the fish, I'll bring the chrain.
And if yo' girl finds out about it, I'll be there to take the blame.
Come to Kiddush Club let's get happy like it's Adar.
Spiritual mini-bar, borei pri hagafen!

Have you ever made l'chaim! Mazel tov! Kiddush Club with no pants on, 87 scotch and a fresh pot of cholent on.
To the cantor, To the goy, To: the Bar...Mitzvah boy.
Celebrate your manhood, single malt, doublewood!

Might as well give me a bris, if I'm missin' out on this
This may appear shady, if you don't know what we're doing.
Magic is happening here, sausage-fest it would appear.
Now makin' it to Mussaf,
And the synagogue is sponsoring.

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[shuki1]

This one is going viral and we're going to talk about it this coming Shabbos at the club.

[samuellongstein]

@skippywattson1983 that's funny. Kol Ish is embracing a part of Judaism in this video instead of whining and complaining that Jews are left out. I'd take Kol Ish over Six13 any day. and I know I'm not alone.

[anatg123]

ואוו, ואני חשבתי שרק הישראלים שרוטים... לחיים!!

[GCMixes1]

חחח ענק! חבל על הזמן

[TheAriberk]

פצצות לגבות

Awesome video!

[josephlinzer]

HHHHHHHH Anakkkkk!!!

[MDHILLEL7612]

This is very clever! Way to represent!

[corxpondant11]

gotta love a good schmaltz herring

[corxpondant11]

@elihubrown WHY ARE WE WRITING IN CAPS???????

[melissarlevine]

@samuellongstein I agree 100%! The men of Kol ish are brilliant, awesome and HANDSOME!

[czl29]

There is no better Gan Aiden than a peace of Herring with frozen vodka or a single malt shobbos morning. Is that so bad. Am I iresponsible. Don't worry, my Shobbos table is amazing: Zemiros, Divrei Torah and after the meal spending time with my kids