Staind - It's Been Awhile (Remix)

Thought the song was funny but hated my singing? Then check out my new video about the Rihanna/Chris Brown incident! I guarantee you will either laugh or hate me after watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0N3O8kKlGU
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It's Been Awhile (Constipation Remix)
By: sqazsquat

Lyrics:

And it's been awhile
Since I could flush it down with pride
And it's been awhile
Since I last went poo
And it's been awhile
Since I could sit on my toilet seat again
And it's been awhile
Since my number two

And everything I can't get rid of
It's blocked up all my intestines
The constipation that I suffer
Is causing severe stomach pains

And it's been awhile
Since I could say that I didn't feel bloated
And it's been awhile
Since I could say that I was regular
And it's been awhile
Since I've gone and dropped the kids off at the swimming pool
And it's been awhile
But all that shit seems to disappear when I go poo

And everything I can't get rid of
It's blocked up all my intestines
The constipation that I suffer
I've gone and blocked things up again, again

Why must I feel this way?
Just make this go away
Just one more peaceful day

And it's been awhile
Since I could use toilet paper
And it's been awhile
Since I went potty
And it's been awhile
Since I've seen the waste of my colon's excrement
And it's been awhile
But I can still remember my last bowel movement

And everything I can't get rid of
It's blocked up all my intestines inside of my butt cheeks
And can I blame this on my fiber
Or all the protein that I eat?

And it's been awhile
Since I could flush it down with pride
And it's been awhile
Since I went potty

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Instrumental track provided by Stingray Music (Karaoke), Karaoke Hits: In the Style of Staind, Vol. 1, 2008 Stingray Music (Karaoke) (purchased from itunes)

Lyrics: copyright sqazsquat

Category:

Music

Tags:

• staind
• it's
• been
• awhile
• constipation
• remix
• parody
• karaoke

[ElectricSaiyan]

hahah i might do a cover of this just on my acoustic.

the lyrics are awesome

[sqazsquat]

thanks man. i'm looking forward to hearing that cover!

[HemsefromdesreveR]

haha :D awsome lyrics! XD LOLOL!

If you want. I can make a higher quality version of vocal for it?

but where did you get this instrumental version of the song?

[sqazsquat]

i get the instrumental versions for all the songs i do on itunes. if you wanna do a higher quality version then go for it but make sure you post it as a video response and also give me full credit for the original lyrics. sweet, i'm looking forward to hearing someone who can actually sing well :)

[fornever5656]

Fail, but nice try.

[morphinemethadone]

haha me too ISB! i can relate to it. nice!:D

[crizzlin]

youre an idiot

[mihaelaist]

haha...this is funny, nice job

[awebulous]

if your intestines are in your butt cheeks, you need some serious serious help.

[dandantheweedman]

that is bad im listerning to this stoned and its fucked lmao

[RevenNoone]

DUDE FUNNY AS FUKKK

[tasara1989]

omh omg omg, what the hell, this is just weird, but funny i guess...lololoololo

[herWretchedlove]

Nice lol, (I'm literally laughing out loud)