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Timmy Dumples - America's Top Chauvinist

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Uploaded by on Sep 7, 2008

Timmy Dumples will help you overcome your weak pick up skills with what is known as the "Dumples Swagger".

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  • Timmy Dumples has moved..........

    Youtube search Frivolous Pancakes

  • If anyone cares, someone NOT affiliated with Talent By Association created a Timmy Dumples Facebook fansite

    Just search under "Timmy Dumples"

  • Out of curiosity, are you talkin' about the sluts and tramps in Scottsdale, Arizona?

  • @JimmyHatsSuck

    Yes sir, give the man a fucking prize!

  • Legit problem. I've noticed at school all my guy friends act like dicks but when I'm hangn with my girls they say they like it. I'm "considered hot" I guess but I'm "sweet and cute" according to some girls. I wanna get outta friend zone but I'm afraid that if I act like a dick they might be like wow we aren't friends anymore. Rather b in friend zone than no girl friends. Any tippy tips?

  • @AnothaEmoKid

    I asked Mr Dumples what he thought about your predicament.

    His answer was simple,

    "Bitches are like forks, when you need them you pull them out of the drawer, and when you are done you put them back. Girls are for fucking, not for making friendships."

    He's right. But from another standpoint I guess you just have to figure out whats more important. Being yourself or getting pussy.

    Neither choice should be judged poorly.

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  • 3:50 sharpie tattoo?

  • dude ! ur the worst dickhead i have ever seen ! hahahaha !!

  • who's that beautiful woman is? ;))

  • Those kind of women ain't got nothing but two things: Jack and Shit. And Jack left town...

  • @JimmyHatsSuck

    Its the only scottsdale with a surplus of tramps and sluts lol

  • Whats extra depressing about this video, is that this literally works. Ive seen it happen COUNTLESS times...Its fuckin sad but true.

  • SIs?!!! LMAO

  • Now that's how you treat a fawkin bitch seriously though if a girl likes to be treated like this then she deserves to be treated like this.

  • @AnothaEmoKid be a dick but not an complete asshole. if the girls dont wanna be your friend anymore then you'll have more time to be friends with other girls who you can try to bang all the while perfecting the art of being a dick(but not an asshole)

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