Flying Spaghetti Monster over Russia, 1957
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@zestydude87 Hmm...why is the "truth" hidden to begin with? Oh yeah, because then people wouldn't be following something on blind faith, and in religion, that's not good for business. Because that's what religion is: it's a business.
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@JandBMan312 Atheists are going to have a very "i told you so" moment when the truth is revealed...
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@chach238 The Flying Spaghetti Monster was made up by a guy named Bobby Henderson as a protest to the Kansas Board of Education allowing creationism to be taught in schools. It's has become a popular joke to mock creationists. It's kind of like the big brother picking on the little one. The more atheists talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster being true, the more pissed off creationists get, thinking that people actually take it seriously, when really the joke's on them.
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Yet another miracle of our glorious God!
Pastallah!
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@chach238 no, the flying spaghetti monster is real; btw jesus is fake.
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I FEEL YOUR MARINARA SAUCE DRIPPING UPON MY SPAGHETTI SPIRIT OH HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD. RAMEN.
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@chach238 i have seen the beer volcano and the stripper factory in my visions. the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster are true! i hope that one day all of mankind will be touched with his noodly appendage. RAMEN!
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@oORoOFLOo I ate your God for dinner
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I BELIEVE!
@fireslat Atheism is not a religion. Calling atheism a religion is like saying that not collecting stamps is a hobby.
JandBMan312 4 months ago 14
I pray to him every day, i want to be in spaghetti heaven
oORoOFLOo 4 months ago 8