Elderly People Making Headlines

Christopher Columbus once said: "Stay abreast of the elderly folk and learn from their wisdom for you shall one day have wrinkly genitals too." And he couldn't have been farther from wrongness. Who doesn't love elderly people on the news? I'm not huge fans of them out in the real world, but when they make news it's highly interesting. In this "video" I share my views on crack smoking grannies, the American college system, and giant novelty scissors. So if you have no interest in any of those things, it's time to reassess your life. Thanks to Shakesula21 for suggesting the topics. The elderly need to know there are people watching them at all times, feel free to remind one of this fact if you spot any in the park today.

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• Old
• Mae
• Agee
• Hazel
• Soares
• Wrinkly
• Octogenarian
• Nonagenarian
• Florida
• Cocaine
• Market
• Everlasting
• Dreams
• College
• Degrees
• Embalming
• Fluids
• Scalpel
• Sliced
• Salmon
• Grandpa
• Doing
• Kegstand
• At
• Heroin
• Frat
• Party
• Smokin
• Dopepipe
• Aged
• Persons
• Benefits
• Free
• BAs
• Museum
• Art
• History
• Turban
• Wearing
• Ice
• Skating
• Penguin
• Standing
• Red
• Panda
• Vaginal
• Diagram
• Chinese
• Tutu
• Midgets
• Shaky
• Camel
• Hands
• Giant
• Ribbons
• Driving
• Circles
• Blood
• Donation
• Tree
• Weta
• Gideon
• Skeletons
• Puppies
• Santa
• Balls
• Opium
• Dingleberry
• Sandwich

[szammi47]

it seems like old people have been around for a long time

[alowlyapprentice]

Man you ROCK! Keep em coming man.

[sheiksubra]

Scalpel o.o

[WhatDaHellicopter]

SCAPEL!

[sinistermoon]

Crack!

[WeskJago]

did you ever know that your my hero?

[MissLucyBoomer]

Amazing XD

I loved it!

[ejd183]

more of these, i miss your news stories

[TheElCabronsito]

3:02 - I MUST possess the one on the left, I bet she kisses really good. If she is busy, I will take the one on the right. Or do I deal with their 90 year old chick-pimp? I am getting a discount, if I charm her , huh? Wait, no I like the glasses on the left, and the lady on the right, can she wear her sister's glasses, please, LadyHustlaOldeStylePimp?

Florida Pimp Union - Local 69, average age, also, 69

[oywidapoodles]

You're gonna be the coolest, scariest old person ever, Binkie.

[RinnoMorichika]

I know a 90-year-old neurosurgeon. And guess what, he's the only neurosurgeon at the hospital.  And also he's very grumpy. Always yelling at the staff if he doesn't get the records he wants in time.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

the pictures made me happy thanks