President Obama Swats & Kills Fly - Turns Out To Be GOP Spy Device - Mr. Miyagi not impressed!

A pesky (supposed) fly was hovering around and harassing the President during a CNBC TV interview by John Harwood.

The fly challenged Obama in the tradition of the Samurai. The President stared him down (the fly, not Harwood), mumbled "to hell with your pathetic call to fight."

The POTUS then pulled a karate kid on the bugger.

Interviewed after the President's beating, the fly responded "I'm STUNNED by his viciousness, literally."

ALERT TO SARAH PALIN, The President called the fly a "sucker." You gonna let him get away with that, insulting one of God's creatures? Here's another issue of national importance you can get behind to show your leadership skills.

Seriously though, I heard PETA is complaining about how this sends the wrong message, killing things. I did not know a fly is part of the animal world, nor that there is a code of ethics when dealing with flies. Hey, if I see a fly on my desk, it's going fly heaven instantly as if by magic (or hell depending on what kind of life he or she lived) .

BONUS UPDATE: Secret Service said they were taught in the Academy that flies can't talk, so they opine this is obviously an electronic spy device flown in (again, literally) by the Republicans, in the hopes of getting some dirt on our President, for 2012.

If you look real close you can see the wires sticking out of the fly's underbelly.

I have it on good authority that the fly was sent to FBI forensics for analysis, so they can nail the Republican agents who sent it.

This is gonna make Watergate look like they were playing in the sandbox.

Sidenote: Mr. Miyagi said, from the great beyond, that he will not be impressed until the President can dispatch flies with chopsticks.

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[moti4love]

look closser

there was no fly.

the dead fly was allready their.

small propoganda to shaw obama as a cool guy.

[HeartInSanFrancisco]

LOL. You must have video that there was a second shooter in the JFK assassination. Can you post it please. :)

[HeartInSanFrancisco]

ALERT PALIN, THE POTUS REFERRED TO THE FLY AS A "SUCKER." 

That ain't right.

[HeartInSanFrancisco]

Comments subject to my approval because the racists can't resist spewing their hate, even during a lighthearted moment like this.

[slowjoe271178]

Beginner's luck.

[HeartInSanFrancisco]

Beginner's luck? I don't think so, LOL.

He slowly approached, carefully took aim, and slapped that sucker unconscious.

His technique did not indicate luck. :)

[HaloedG]

LMAO!

[thatdumbkid]

Is there any way to download the clip of Obama swatting the fly?

[SparkleYukiSparkle]

soon that fly will be in the American history museum on the national mall =D

[Crazeemod1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[MMZERO9]

To coin a Mr. Miyagi phrase:

"If kill fly with one hand, acomplish anything."

[dl902102]

and Elvis is alive and playing tennis with bigfoot

[Komentator009]

ninja.....

[simplystatic]

PETA is retarded

[dojonics]

MosquitObama Flyswatterhands!

© 2009 Dojonics

[blahblahblehblah5656]

they can't sue poor obama 4 killin a stupid fly normal people and famous people do it everyday.