The joke's on us. And the joke is...
The Two Party System.
Other Party Candidate played by:
1492Videos - http://www.youtube.com/user/1492Videos
Featured Music:
London Moment by Zhang Li, available at http://www.opsound.org/artist/zhangli/
Another Story by Mark Engelberg, available at http://www.opsound.org/artist/markengelberg/ or http://www.archive.org/details/AnotherStory
Text:
"Other Party Candidate said he would do something that Our Party is naive enough to think you care about, but he didn't.
While Other Party Candidate was in office, something bad happened relating to unemployment that probably had nothing to do with him, but we assume you're dumb enough to equate correlation with causation.
Other Party Candidate did something unethical one time, and though Our Party Candidate did the exact same thing, he didn't get caught.
Other Party Candidate is bad for Place.
But Our Party Candidate is good for Place.
Our Party Candidate is less of a fatcat than Other Party Candidate though his annual income has matched that of Other Party Candidate for the last Ten years.
Our Party Candidate is lucky enough to be funded by companies and people who haven't screwed up recently, and once they do, he promises to act like he never knew them.
Our Party Candidate has no idea how to create jobs, but shaking hands with Every Day Guy is probably a good start.
Our Party Candidate:
Desirable Trait
Respectable Trait
Impossible-To-Live-Up-To Trait.
Ford Seeuws possible 2012 Presidential candidate? I think so, as long as he runs with the Other Party he should win.
EvGamingNetwork 11 months ago
Love this!
DaveLloydpc 1 year ago
lol. Good job! I though it was great!
LunaLaVenus 1 year ago
lol ... that's fantastic. Though, just for the record, I would never get fooled into voting for Ford Seeuws under any circumstances.
editorjared 1 year ago
"the joke is...the two party system."
amen, brother. excellent work!
fatkidindahouse 1 year ago
fabulous!
nagibson1 1 year ago
Awesome.
KaaSerpent 1 year ago
I lol'd multiple times.
Good work.
mmarlainaa 1 year ago
This may be your finest work.
stanfordgibson 1 year ago
Oo You summed this up well. Favorited.
GingerJoberton 1 year ago