[Demi]
I looked at myself in the mirror, biting my lip. I was so damn nervous. I haven't been clubbing in...well ever. I told Joe and hour ago that I wanted him to take me to the places he goes on Saturday nights. He looked at me wide eyed and asked, "Are you sure?" and I was like, "Fuck yeah." He lifted an eyebrow at me, i'm not really good at the badass persona I guess...
I had to call Selena to borrow something but she didn't have anything that fit because she doesn't have any curves what so ever. She hates it and she says she feels like a 12 year old boy but I wish I was like her, I always feel so curvy. But I wouldn't diet, I kinda wasn't allowed ever since everything that happened in high school. Anyways, I called up Annalynne and she had a cute dress that fit me perfectly. I felt so naked but Annalynne insisted it looked amazing on me, she helped me with my hair and left shortly after.
The dress: http://www.newsgab.com/forum/attachments/celebrity-pictures/158851d1235134393...
I put my tall black pumps on and left my room, my heels clacking against the floor. I could hear Joe laughing from in the living room, he turned the corner looking at my feet, "You actually wore he--" I saw his eyes look from my heels and up until he finally met eye contact with me. "Wow..." was all he said. I gave him a flirty smile, "So you think I can find a boy tonight?" He swallowed hard and licked his lips, "Oh, definitily."
I rolled my eyes, "Grow up, perv." He laughed and scratched the back of his neck. "Let's go?" He said. I walked up to him and fixed his black v neck shirt, one part of it had been tucked into his pants, "I swear, sometimes I feel like i'm your mother."
[20 minutes later - Joe]
Demi: "Oh my God, this line is so long."
Joe: "Hold on, follow me."
We made our way to the bouncer and he took one glance at Demi and then let us in. Her bright pink lips formed a questioning smile, "How come he just let us in?"
I laughed, "Seriously?" She still didn't know what I was talking about, "Because bouncer's are materialistic. You're hot, i'm hot. That automatically let's us in."
She cocked an eyebrow, "You...are cocky."
I laughed again, "I'm not cocky, i'm just confident."
"Hmm, I don't see the difference." I grabbed a hold of her hand and led her to the bar, "What do you want?!" I called over the blaring music.
"Uhhh..." I knew she hadn't really drank before so that was a stupid question. I ordered 3 rounds of Vodka shots and a Cosmopolitan for her, a beer for me. She looked down at the three small shot glasses in front of her. "What do I do?"
"Okay, spread this lime--" I handed her the lime, "On the inbetween part of your index finger and thumb, take all three shots fast without stopping and then suck on that part of your hand. It helps with the taste."
"What's wrong with the taste?" She asked me, I knew if I told her how bad her first time would be then she would chicken out, "Oh nothing. Don't worry about it. One, two...three." We took the shots fast, he eyes were like saucers right before she shut them tight.
"Oh my God!" I laughed and she gave me a dirty look, "You didn't say it would be like that!" I just kept laughing, her face was all twisted with angst.
I handed her the cosmo, "Here, this actually tastes good. I swear." She grabbed it and drank the whole thing in less than a minute. "Better?"
She nodded, "Better. I feel fine though."
"Believe me," I said, "You won't soon, give it like 15 minutes."
(20 minutes later)
We were sitting at the bar, I was on my fourth beer. I have a pretty high tolerance so I just felt a bit typsy. Demi on the other hand...
"Wow, your eyes are like brown but they're like...light brown." She lifted my eyebrows up, examening my eyes. I grabbed her hands and put them in her lap. "I want more. One of those purp-ink-aly things."
"You mean the purple drink?"
She nodded rapidly, "You bet-cha!"
"I think you've had enough, D."
"Nope!" She took my beer and finished it before I could even stop her, this was going to be a very very long night.
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Hahaha Demi's hilarious when she's drunk.
Pur-pink-aly things. lmao. I laughed throughout the whole episode!
FloFlowy123 2 years ago
I'm laughing so much! Demi is a funny drunk! ahah
Loved it! :D
MartuXa16 2 years ago