Jonathan Coulton- Chiron Beta Prime

Lyrics:
This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid. That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.
And we know it's almost Christmas from the marks we make on the wall. And that's our favorite time of year.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

On every corner theres a giant metal
Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
They carry weapons and they know if youve been bad or good. Not everybodys good but everyone tries.
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
It's like a Winter wonderland.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about. We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
And make it quick before they
Now it's time for Christmas dinner.
I think the robots sent us a pie!
You know I love my soylent green.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords?
I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

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[Bowsakirby]

heh, "redacted"

reminds me of the Valve ARG and Portal 2 Official Web-comic, boy that was fun! ^-^

[SnowCanary]

@Bowsakirby Dang potatoes. It was some good fun, though.

[K9affirmative]

@1995bobbygirl this song makes all the sense in the world

[1995bobbygirl]

this song makes no scence hahahaha

[AmayaRamiel]

Haha, another hilarious song by Jonathan Coulton!