Nerdy Rap (Eugene)

Hello there my interweb acquaintances, My name is Eugene and I have decided to prepare a rap for you. I hope you enjoy it.. now im off to do math homework.

Music: Still Dre by Dr.Dre
Everything else: Me


Lyrics:


Todays lyrical dexterity is scarin me
apparently these pharisees are all committing heresy
swearin they compare to me when barely a parody
Yet still reachin prosperity with growin popularity
By uppin their vulgarity and lowerin sencerity
Rap about the ghetto but then givin none to charity.
So, im bringing clarity to what seems to be a rarity
And bringing good rap back to a common regularity

I dont sell crack, win gold plaques, or count stacks
But face facts, i make tracks, that impact the masses
Weather i spit what i writ really quick or slow as molasses
Grab your glasses so you see me as im passin

And i aint claimin im the best,
Just came to suggest, and request
The rest invest some more time
To impress the rest of us distressed
That raps become infested
With sub-par rhymes

So dont take this as a diss or miss the mission that im seein
I just wish to see the industry stop being what its being

With these lame rhymes, and gang crimes
And same minds, its game time
i know ive got my flaws, but i got balls enough to say mine

Im skinny and im pale
Ive never been to jail
I cant ride trains
Because my fear that theyll disrail (*cough de-rail *cough)

Zits, bits of wits on the fritz its gets me where im going
These lips when they spit will zip me to the tip with nonstop flowin

So, i know im skippin by quantum leaps, heaps and bounds
Peekin through clouds and better keep me down
Cause what i seek, i found. try to critique my sound
Im taking antique beats, and this geek makes em pound

So come one come all, this is my roll call
To all you wordy nerds dispersed on earth with a quick jaw
Its quick draw Im sick yall should withdrawl I'm slick ya'll
Should probably back out now because im here like a brickwall

So step aside as i take my position
From a software physician to a lyrical technician
And one condition after this composition
Im on a mission competition is missin and I'm wishin to

Hear rap for what it used to be,
Why choose to be abused
When we can choose the tunes produced if we

Give up the sheep mentality and seek originality
In reality, I'm proud to be a rappin abnormality

And I dont know, maybe its a pipe-dream
My life theme just seems like knocked over ice-cream

But whos to say that nerds cant be awesome
I've been playin possum but now Im starting to blossom

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• nerdy
• rap
• eugene
• funny
• fast
• rapping
• rwj
• crazy
• chad allen
• math
• science

[EyeLiekNewks]

 Eminems lost son.

[1dr33]

Wayne cant even rap like this guy.

[swimnerd316]

@8Rincewind lol, you're fine. I saw it there in the comments a second after I realized what it was.

[8Rincewind]

@swimnerd316 Sorry to pour a bucket on your flame but that information is actualy in the description. Kudos on your familiarity with the good Doctors work though.

[swimnerd316]

pretty proud of myself that I found out that the song he raps to is Still D.R.E. by Dr. Dre.

Totally like his version better than the original, personally.

[blockow11]

sounds like a mix of edan and the wordburglar put into one.

[denzfuel]

One of the better ones ^^

Nice.

[funkyshiz00]

damn! you should ghost write for ppl..

[8Rincewind]

@2hairynipples That's great. I'm presuming that I can make donations in £ sterling. It's wonderful that you're doing that for your friend though if you, yourself, can make any money out of your music I imagine that would make producing songs easier, and anything that encourages you to come up with new material is fine with me.

[2hairynipples]

@8Rincewind Im actually planning on putting an album out in the near future with all my raps on them. And I'll be selling it on bandcamp so you can get it for your mp3 player :) I was going to just give them away for free but I decided I'm going to give it away for any donation 2$ or more and the money raised is going to help a friend with a lot of medical bills for his newborn baby. So hopefully I can get it up and ready in the near future :)

[8Rincewind]

@DrummerZero626 I agree that he should sell the raps but I can't get songs from itunes as the format isn't compatable with my SONY walkman (mp3 player) and this goes for anybody else that doesn't have an ipod.

[DrummerZero626]

You Should Make A Whole Album For Eugene With Raps Like These, They're Great!! XD And Put It On iTunes :-D