Sh*t Roleplayers Say

Be they D20 or Whitewolf lovers, here are some commonly heard phrases at tabletop games.

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Comedy

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[zombiemouse]

I shred this in every way possible.

I wanna game with these guys they seem cool.

and by cool I mean geek, which is cool, so I mean cool, so .....

what was I saying?

[nimbuschick]

@zombiemouse Thanks!

[zombiemouse]

@zombiemouse and by shred I mean shared lololol

[iconsting]

You forgot some very essential ones:

"You got that from (insert book here)"

"You got that from (Insert movie here)"

"You got that from (Insert Video Game here.)"

[mcaeli]

"well...I'm just going to stab him, then."

[NightcrawlerZERO]

Ah, the gilly suit incident- I believe my response to the chaos that caused was my "Hide-and-go-full-Dawn-Caste-a­nima-banner" strategy.

[hoodiethirteen]

KYLE YOUR SHIRT. I HAVE ISSUES WITH IT.

[meatrace]

If you don't kill every NPC you come across, the GM will only use them against you later. Better safe than dead.