Jonny Bollox - That Apocolyptic Chat up Line

2012! We're all gonna die!!!!! .....again

"Do you remember what you said? That you'd never be seen dead with me unless i was the last guy in the world. Well today i heard them say, maybe tomorrows judgement day so i'm afraid yu might have to be my girl.
When everyone else dies i'm gonna be the only guy, cos i'll build a ship and fly it to the moon. In my spaceship built for two, cos i hoped you'd join me too, and i've already saved the best seat for you.

So lets fly to the moon, and eat alot of cheese. I can bring the biscuits and you can bring the tea. A candle on the table, baby me and you. And we can do forever, what bunny rabbits do.

Yes the world is gonna end, i know it hard to comprehend and the last person you'd spend it with is me. But i can promise you that the last thing i'd want to do is make love to you but....(gulp)...(blush)...you see....with everyone else gone, well if we don't get it on then how else will mankind survive? I might not look that great, i know i'm slightly over weight. I might not have much of a life, but atleast i'm alive.
And i know im quite ugly, but you don't have to see. just close your eyes and i will do the rest.
I might not be that nice, but there are no other guys, so lets do what bunny rabbits do best.

So lets fly to the moon......

THe world is gonna end, i know its hard to comprehend. It's just like the millenium, is happening again. But baby dont you cry, cos you don't have to do. Just say that you'll be my girlfriend. Please wont you say that you'll be my girlfriend.

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• 2012
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• apocolypse