Two Hitmen is a coming-of-age frat comedy about two best friends suffering from an early mid-life crisis. Craig and Brody work at the multiplex while their friends have moved on to college and adulthood. Inspired by 'Pulp Fiction' and 'The Professional', Craig's newest brainchild is the business of killing for hire. He and Brody don't have much of a violent streak (the greatest contact they display is wrestling one another over disagreements), but they figure to give it a shot. They put aside their video game controllers and commit to a 'strict' and strange training regiment to make themselves physically prepared for the business of murder for hire. However, Brody realizes they need help. Tito "The Knifeman", Alessandro "The Sicilian", and Tank "The Getaway Driver" join the two misfits and create the ultimate and most pathetic hit-team ever to be formed. What trouble they'll all get into together is anyone's guess.
@mando1491 what the heck on my cousin
MsLedzep24 7 months ago
Wow...what a terrible piece of shit...I would pay hitmen to kill everyone in this steaming link of dog poo.
Dano9622 1 year ago
Whoa Thousand Oaks????!!!! I live there!
NPSurvival 2 years ago
Well then ur a faggot Ernie!!!
mando1491 2 years ago
kill?
Dranzel 2 years ago
hi cousin
vangogh323 2 years ago
ur making the hitmen looks so sweet and silly , then u know nothing about hitmen and what they do in real life.
KiLLeRwithstyle 3 years ago
The actor who plays Brodi is my gradpas best friends sisters boyfriends cousins bodygaurds mama!!!
matrixsid786 4 years ago
Watched this film yesterday. Freakin' hilarious! Hot chicks, marjawana, and an old Asian guy...what's not to love!!! Two thumbs up.
trnch321 4 years ago
this was the worst movie i have ever seen
DohDoh83 4 years ago