Thief II Funny Guard Conversation

The Thief Series' one of my fav game series
Here you see the best guard conversation
in the second part :3

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• thief
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• metal
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• guard
• conversation
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• ingame
• battle
• shooting
• archers
• bow
• killing
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• insults

[panzerdiv]

WE'LL BOIL HIS KNICKERS!

[TheSteelStallion]

"YOU'VE GONE!!!.. YOU'VE GONE too far this time you camel-mannered, tunic-wearing, molly-coddle!!"

Classic.

[DorfMcAxebeard]

"Your lord is a cunt".

'Your lady is a slut.'

"We shoot like men in our neighbourhood, you do not".

'I am enraged'.

Also, for some reason when I played this level it was daytime.

[MrNickjrich]

I wish I could insult people like these guys :D

[dun4ukwitmebiach]

I still remember before Thief II was released, this mission was the demo. This level is one of the best.

[MacHelper44]

1:35 is the best part in the whole game

[MasterEiji]

heh.. one of my fav bits...and they save me the trouble of blackjacking them all... just wait until the fight is over and clock the survivors..

[tantoedge]

For those who don't know, there are in fact two versions of this conversation. In the demo originally released before the game, the voice actors recorded a session that was less 'intense' on one side. I personally felt it sounded a lot better and was thoroughly surprised when I heard the new version in the finished game.

This is mission 12, Life of the Party and the Thief series is the most incredible series ever developed. Yeah, even three was pretty good. Thief 2 was the pinnacle tho.

[BossPanzer]

Three less guards to worry about :-)

[cannedbeans0001]

when I first heard this, i thought he said "We'll boil his snickers!" and i was sitting there going wtf?

[PsybunnyLikePsycho]

The red guard's voice crack was hilarious, but his flailing just completed it. xD

[1313TommyGun]

Love the silly guards.