star wars light speed

Star Wars a new hope. The complete movie is re-enacted line for line. Shot in just 14 hours. . . because it's important. Han Solo makes the jump to lightpeed.


INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT.

Han frantically types information into the ship's computer. Little Artoo appears momentarily at the cockpit doorway, makes a few beeping remarks, then scurries away.

HAN: It looks like an Imperial cruiser. Our passengers must be hotter than I thought. Try and hold them off. Angle the deflector shield while I make the calculations for the jump to light speed.

EXTERIOR: SPACE -- PLANET TATOOINE.

The Millennium Falcon pirateship races away from the yellow
planet, Tatooine. It is followed by two huge Imperial stardestroyers.

INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT.

Over the shoulders of Chewbacca and Han, we can see the galaxy spread before them. Luke and Ben make their way into the cramped cockpit where Han continues his calculation.

HAN: Stay sharp! There are two more coming in; they're going to try to cut us off.

LUKE: Why don't you outrun them? I thought you said this thing was fast.

HAN: Watch your mouth, kid, or you're going to find yourself floating home. We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose them!

EXTERIOR: SPACE -- PLANET TATOOINE.

Imperial cruisers fire at the pirateship.

INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON -- COCKPIT.

The ship shudders as an explosion flashes outside the window.

HAN: Here's where the fun begins!

BEN: How long before you can make the jump to light speed?

HAN: It'll take a few moments to get the coordinates from the
navi-computer.

The ship begins to rock violently as lasers hit it.

LUKE: Are you kidding? At the rate they're gaining...

HAN: Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!
Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or
bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?

The ship is now constantly battered with laserfire as a red warning light begins to flash.

LUKE: What's that flashing?

HAN: We're losing our deflector shield. Go strap yourself in, I'm
going to make the jump to light speed.

The galaxy brightens and they move faster, almost as if crashing a barrier. Stars become streaks as the pirateship makes the jump to hyperspace.

Category:

Comedy

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[sARg3nTbUbWIT88]

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[blinkmefool]

Absolutely adorable.

[nickpj9695]

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[lolakat6]

so funny!

[ligyro]

I now appreciate how good actors the Star Wars cast were

[xtd333]

That was brilliant! The actor really got Luke spot on when he yelled: "What's that flashing!"

lol, loved it.

[polloepollo]

lol

[JiggaJagga]

It's the dark side.

[FluoroKitty]

Haha. so strange XD

[imgay666]

hahaha ballin.