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HOW TO GET BANNED FROM STEAM IN THREE EASY STEPS

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Uploaded by on Dec 27, 2009

8000 views? come on people, this video sucks ass.

The researchers at TEAM METALSLAVE's award-winning Research and Development unit have found an easy way to get a Steam account disabled. Following these three steps will result in a near-instant account banning, sometimes even forcing people to rebuy their games, depending on which one of Gabe's dildoes the Steam support representatives has up their ass at any given time.

1) Get L4D2 (or L4D1, it's the same game with less guns and Special Infected)
2) Speedhack in front of stupid nerds who take the game seriously until account is banned
3) Rinse and repeat

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  • @SerdarCirak OMG OVERREACTING OMGOMGOMG THERE ARE FAR GREEDIER COMPANIES AND PEOPLE IN THE WORLD BUT I'M GOING TO BITCH ABOUT A SMALL SUCCESSFUL DEVELOPER WHO MAKES ABOVE AVERAGE GAMES

  • @SerdarCirak I wonder what is would be like if everyone was as dumb as you.

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  • If I had a dollar for everytime I heard kids use the word fuck or said momma jokes I would be richer than Bill Gates and Paul McCartney combined.

  • "8000 views? come on people, this video sucks ass."

    agreed 100%.

  • valve is not greedy. Activision is the greediest mother fuckers out there!

  • @SerdarCirak I know Valve is greedy, but you're just being a bitch.

  • 0:22 "can you suck my dick"

  • "HEEEEY GUYS"

  • I don't know. I'll just laugh and not give a damn.

  • Under the circumstances your team had been VERY nice to you...

  • Nice. I used to get banned only once every 2 weeks, now I get banned 5000 times in the span of a nanosecond. Very helpful video.

  • 1:18 lurl

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