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Uploaded on Sep 18, 2010

Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
As if there were apartments smaller than mine

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
Ikea: meatballs, tasty
Ikea: Allen wrenches
All of them for free
All of them for me

I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
And a chair and a lamp
And a shelf and some candles for you
I was a doubter just like you
Till I saw the American dream come true
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

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  • bearanduckey

    If it is alright with you, I am doing a podcast and I would like to use this video. I will make sure you get full credit.

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  • vampyyrinvalo

    that's perfectly fine :) I'm glad you liked it so much ^_^

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  • LunisLuff

    swede and seriously... This really AWESOME!

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  • lalaXPlala

    they should play this at ikea

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  • xxPrisonersxx

    Like if you think he sounds better live

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  • AeonFlux072

    I love this song, lol

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  • Louis Jenvey

    Why does 360p audio sound so much better than 480?

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  • KoPT01

    BSN indoc theory page 945 was here.

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    JoCo!!!!!!!!!! :3

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  • Ryan Gatts

    You have managed to make the least annoying , highest quality music video of this song on all of youtube!

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