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Uploaded by on Dec 14, 2008

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Globmeister
He's mother fucking Globmeister
He eats acorns he's Globmeister
Is he a Kangaroo or a fucking squirrel, you know what, I don't care because he's fucking GLOBMEISTER!!!

He eats acorns
All day
He jumps strangely
So gay
He's mother fucking epic
He's mother fucking cool

I bet you wish
you were him
I bet he'd beat you
at anything
He's mother fucking epic
He's mother fucking cool
He's....

Globmeister
He's mother fucking Globmeister
He eats acorns he's Globmeister
He'd be better if he wasn't in such a frustrating game, and if his jumping wasn't so awkward, but still he's fucking GLOBMEISTER!!!

He is orange
or is that red?
I can't really tell
But anyway
He's mother fucking epic
He's mother fucking cool

[Musical interlude to make the song look like it's longer than it actually is]

Globmeister
He's mother fucking Globmeister
He eats acorns he's Globmeister
Now that I think about it, I don't think anything really rhymes with his name, but who gives a crap because he's fucking


Globmeister
Globmeister
Globmeister
Globmeister
Globmeister
Globmeister
Globmeister
Globmeister
Glob......
Meister.....

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Uploader Comments (soapynome)

  • I bet I could take him...

  • That's what they all say...

  • did you make this song?

  • Yes.

  • Believe me, I did. >:C

Top Comments

  • I....this is epic.

  • This song is EPIC

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  • this is still the best fan anything ever btw and I just noticed when I went to comment it's been almost exactly two years! jesus

  • HE'S FUCKING GLOBMEISTER MAN!

  • Globmeister was a man... Maybe he was a chipmunkman... or maybe he was just a chipmunk!

    But he was still GLOBMEISTERRRR!

  • He's mother-fucking epic, he's mother-fucking cool... he's GLOBMEISTER!

  • No way he's a kangaroo, have you seen how he jumps? Any self-respecting kangaroo would have a way more awesome jump.

    But you still shouldn't take him on.

  • I tried to take him.

    I got my ass kicked.

  • you are a true musical GENIUS!

  • I like the tags. Congrats on composing such an awesome song!

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