(My Grades Are) Low

To the tune of "Low" By Flo Rida.

Anthony Ricciardelli

Assault & Flattery 2008 - Medley - DVD Version

Lyrics:
They give me breakfast tacos free,
Eggs with the cheese,
Wednesday coffee from V&E,
They spend the dough,
But they don't know--
My grades are low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

Nalgene water bottles and the briefcase with the strap,
Law firms can't stop giving me their cheap and worthless crap,
They give free stuff,
But my grades suck,
My grades are low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

Don't know what I gotta do to get employed,
My summer's empty, please fill the void.
They spend a million dollars trying to make you go,
But I asked for an interview and they said no.
I'm capable, I write memos, my pocket's full with my manual.
Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think I woah--
Did I see that I'm an alternate,
On your OCI interview list?
Can't get in on the preselect,
So I gotta bang the recruitment chick.

I'm gonna say I prefer cities with snow,
Secretly I prefer cities with hoes.
What practice area? I like 'em all.
Don't really matter, just give me the dough.

They give me mini-tool kits and highlighters with the tabs,
Tell me, what the hell am I gonna do with that?
They give me schwag, but here's the snag,
My grades are low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

Go to the reception and they buy me free booze,
They don't even care that I don't got no interview,
There's no good news, I always lose,
My grades are low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Assault
• Flattery
• Texas
• Law
• Medley
• Acappella
• StudioE

[RecruitmentChick]

Fantastic - should've won ATL's Law Revue contest!! Good luck on the bar exam, Anthony.

[2PacMillino]

HAHAHAHA :D omg so fun :D 5 Stars Favorite And Subscride! :D