Funny Kulua Airline safty instruction

Please help us to write down the spoken safety instructions.

Thank you!

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Travel & Events

Tags:

• Funny
• Kulula
• airplane
• humour

[hohaimbs]

Great, thank you (!)

[Raeflyer]

Here's some help,

At 0:05 she said "pretty pictures" not "principle pictures".

At 0:13 "in the event of a emergency landing"

At 0:49 "Bafana Bafana" not Babala bala" and " Eish!" not "eights"

At 1:40 "Blue Bulls (Blou Bulle)" not "blow ball"

At 1:57 "Washing Machines" before hairdryers.

At 1:59 should read "or hairdryers only during the cruise phase of the flight"

At 2:10 should read " tampering with the smoke detector is considered a SERIOUS offence"

[kruger1115]

(LAST PART 4) you are welcome to use your lawnmoer,ipods, mp3 players psp's washing machines and hairdryers only during the cruise phase of the flight. this is a non smoking flight, our toilets is monitored by smoke detecters and tampering with a smoke detector is cosiderd a serious ofence

[TheBioBrain]

is it really in english? ;)

[texas9ish]

this reminds me of this asian lady that works at my beach house. every year i tell here " first off, its hello not herro, and second my name is Billy not Birry

[Chief122]

The best stewardesses in the world. Their shirts are designed by top designer too. Fashion and professionalism in the same mix. They are also very funny and always have a good laugh in flight

[realworldwb10]

OMG i wish we did this at airtran! im a flight attendant there and love to joke with the passengers. this would make them pay attention to us lol

[kruger1115]

PART3)in a likely event of waterlanding you will find your owen quiksilwer lifejaacket under your seat. on instructions from the crew remove the jacket from its pouch and put it over your head, asten it safely aroud your waist you will only inflate the jacket when you pull on the red tag when leaving the aircraf............ this colour will shine to the durban sharkes and not the blue bulls.cellphones or any cellphones with inflightmode,rassberries blackberries blueberries asseblif swich it off.

[kruger1115]

(PART2) Folkes to help you find your way to the exits this is the advace exit cover it is green. And an aditional floor lightning centered in the isl disco styl. in a likely event of loss of air presure oxygen maskes will drop from the celing above oyu on the left and the right hand side. Stop screaming give your neighbor a quike slap and pull the mask terwards you put the mask over your nose and mouth and continue to breath normaly.

[kruger1115]

(PART 1) It is a great fanning device, But it will show you prety pictures of escape routes, oxygen and protection devicecmaskes It will also show you the famous brace position, which you mustadopt in the event of an emergency landing. our aircraft The boeing 737-400 has 8 emergency exits, The crew will do the makarina dance and point them out to you now,2 doors in front 4 boeing exits nd 2 in the back.{ AAA makarina ai}.

[mikeycbd]

Excellent