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Yung Dick - BEST YOU EVER HAD

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Uploaded by on Oct 18, 2009

Drake - Best You I ever had parody
http://twitter.com/yungdick

Baby I'm your everything, I'm all you ever wanted
My ego is so big, Beyonce wrote a song up on it
Beast in the bedroom, Kong ain't got shit on me
This won't last forever you so lucky to be boning me
'Cause I hold it down, every time I hit her up
And when I get right I told her Imma live it up
I make her beg for it, until I had enough
And I say the same thing every single time, I say
I'm the fucking best, I'm the fucking best, I'm the fucking best, I'm the fucking best
I'm the best you ever had, the best you ever had, them other dudes are whack, the best you ever had

You call me on a Tuesday
Told me that you feeling sick
Need sexual healing boo? Prescribed by Dr. Yung Dick
Dr. Yung Dick. Shawty want my medicine
Vitamin D, that's the cure to all her ailments.
But hold on, see you might have to ask twice
My waiting list is long, so you gonna have to act right
Always knew you was addicted to the fast life
Quick question girl, what would you do for a Klondike?

Whips, chains, hands tied. Girl you so freaky
Put that ass to bed so I can steal your CDs
You lucky that I hurt my back, 'cause I would jack your TV
Girl I'm just playing you know I only watch flat screens

And when you awake you will find a note
That says you're welcome for the great sex, hope I didn't break your throat
Just know shawty that you are so blessed
The pleasures all yours, You fucking with the best

(CHORUS)

Wiggity wiggity whack yeah them other lames make you frown
I beat the pudding so bad, you gonna call me Chris Brown
Women love my style I'm exciting never bore them
I make them feel good like Billy Bob Thornton

Bumbaclot, Curry Goat, Shabba on the radio
Came so fast, you breaking records like Usain Bolt
Remember when I said I wasn't gonna charge you
My loving ain't free bitch you owe me ten dollars

I like that True Blood theme song
And what's taking my burger so long
Double meat that, don't forget the Grey Poupon
I talk so slick 'cause my sex game on

Yeah just know my loving is a crack pipe
Now youze a crackhead, congrats you earned your stripes
And you gonna tell your friends you slept with Yung Dick
And they gonna beat your ass 'cause they all so jealous

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  • Quality video. Good job Its been a progression since Crank Dat Homeless Man.

  • girl im just playin you know i only watch flatscreeeeeeens..

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  • Just noticed you were wearing a Punisher shirt, where'd you get it?

  • u rememba wen isaid iwasnt charge u..bytch u owe me $10 lol

  • aha

  • lmfao @  put her ass to sleep so i can still her cds

  • You have some of the best videos on youtube.

  • THIS IS JOKES G

    keep it up

  • want kinda sunglasses are those?

  • WERE MY 10 DOLLAZ

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