How to be a Bouncer

How to be a Bouncer

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Education

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• carlton
• leach
• doorman
• fight
• knock
• out
• ko
• bouncer
• ricci
• harnett
• boxing
• fighting

[garypipi]

@howardboi100 cool story bro

[thecolt46]

before everyone went off on a namecalling tangent..

rise of the footsoldier is a great movie and i love this scene! working as a bouncer, i sometimes wish work was really this interesting lol.

[dogzer]

1st step of being a bouncer 0:06 .... get a fag face

[JacobHartnett]

he totally gaddafi'd that guy with the knife to the bottom.

[basildonboi18]

@howardboi100 utter bollox

[howardboi100]

@BeepimajeepBeep Well I suppose that depends on how much shaq weighs if he weighs 24 stone then yes is he weighs more or less than that then no.

[BeepimajeepBeep]

@howardboi100 So you're 2x weight of shaq. I smell a troll :)

[howardboi100]

@BeepimajeepBeep Let me tell you this. I do know what I am talking about and I have had bets when I have been working in pubs I have had £500 sitting on the table from medical students and doctors all having a whip round promising I don't weigh that much and when I stand on the scales their faces just drop in disbelief. Maybe if you think your right you should come and meet me and I will sit on you then you can tell me if you still don't believe me. Fucking prick taking the piss out of others.

[BeepimajeepBeep]

@howardboi100 You don't know what you are talking about. If you were to be 700lbs, you would be solid fat, laying on a bed. It is physiologically impossible to be 700lbs of muscle and can move, your heart can't sustain that weight.

[howardboi100]

@BeepimajeepBeep Trust me. I have had so many doctors tell me I will die and once I was shot three times and the paramedics just couldn't move me the police paramedics and fire brigade had to put me on a specialist spinal board to move me because of my size they had to attach two together. None of that weight is fat its all muscle all I ever eat and drink is water or protein shakes and fish occasionally chicken and vegetables nothing unhealthy comes past me.

[BeepimajeepBeep]

@howardboi100 700lbs... you do realize that if you were 700lbs that your body wouldn't be able to sustain that weight. Your heart would give out, or you would be a fat blob.

[howardboi100]

@BeepimajeepBeep Its 48 stone and I can still run pretty quick as I chase people daily in fact if you looked at me you would not be able to tell I was that heavy except the muscle but when I was shot and got out of hospital I had to go to a follow up appointment and shocked the nurse who weighed me she even took me to another scale.