Full 911 recording - Guy calls 911 about pot

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Dispatcher: 911, What's the location of your emergency?
Caller: Well, let's not get into that yet. I have a question.

Dispatcher: Is this an emergency sir?
Caller: Depends...um, not really.

Dispatcher: If it's not an emergency, you don't call 911 sir.
Caller: I have a legal question.

Dispatcher: Well, it's not...is this an emergency?
Caller: I don't know what that means.

Dispatcher: Is it life-threatening, or an active crime in progress?
Caller: Crime in progress, possibly.

Dispatcher: What's going on?
Caller: I was just growing some marijuana. I was just wondering what the, how much, you know, trouble you get into for one plant.

Dispatcher: You're growing marijuana and you want to know how...depends on how big the plant is.
Caller: It's only a seedling.

Dispatcher: Well, it's possession.
Caller: Okay.

Dispatcher: You can get pinched for a roach in a car.
Caller: Okay. (pause) Alright, thanks for the info.

Dispatcher: You're welcome.
Caller: Goodbye.

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[BSbusters]

He's too stupid to be let loose on the streets anyway. I work with the public myself and have to deal with all types of assorted half wits. Beggars belief how dumb some people really are.

[FAILocracy]

@BSbusters I know what you mean. I lost most of my faith in humanity when I worked taking orders at McDonalds through high school.

[RobNLynchburgVA]

I love to smoke but this guy needs to quit if he's really that stupid already.

[FAILocracy]

@RobNLynchburgVA haha, yeah, well, he might have to quit now that his plant has been confiscated.

[sunglassesnlipgloss]

Seriously? My mind can't even...How dumb...SERIOUSLY????

[FAILocracy]

@sunglassesnlipgloss My thoughts exactly! :P That's part of the reason I just played the original clip in this video.

[16Durao]

i graduated high school with rob he drops too much acid



[THENEWJMONEY507]

@TizianoCrudeliNo1Fan You are a freaking liar.

[TheBeastOwned]

OK THIS GUY MUST BE GROWING HIM SOME KILL IJS

[Sgmorris0054]

epic just epic lol

[Sgmorris0054]

lol, haha

[rocketpropulsion]

.........uh.......it's just a seedling......uh...and there we have it. The nominee for the Dumb Ass of the Century Award goes to....!

[THENEWJMONEY507]

How can this dude get through life? I do believe that people getting hung up on "how bad pot is" is stupid, but this guy just gives anti-pot people too much ammunition. THINK, you jerk-off! Great video dude.