Don't Touch Me There - The Guys Who When They Run Go Faster

**PLEASE WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY. IT'S WORTH IT.**
New video for the new hit song, Don't Touch Me There by The Guys Who When They Run Go Faster. The band some critics are calling "the future of hip hop and music in general," and the video that some people are saying "owns ass."
Music by: Jordan Berry, Doug Wozniak, Alex Nouhan, Dan Henri, Jon Falconer, Alex Alfaro
Video by: Alex Nouhan, the Guys Who When They Run Go Faster

Lyrics (to the best of my ability):

This one goes out to PBnJ Otter
Sittin' in the corner, chewing their gum like a motherfucker
And how about a shout out to Lucille Ball
Up on the roof getting fucked by M. Baryshnikov
This one goes out to Genghis Kahn
Raping, scraping with his panty-hose on
Soljah Boy and Kid Rock are my favorite names
I wear 'em around my neck because they're my favorite names
This one goes out to fat bitch on the beach
Breast feeding rodent seagulls sucking trash from her teats
Hey, pause the rap, I got a plan
It involves Nick Cave, a tub of lube and Jackie Chan
This one goes out to Chinua Achebe
Slurping up laybz and shitting out leche
If Miguel d'Cervantes met Mike D. and Johnny Cash
It'd end with David Hayter reaming Ringo up the ass
This one goes out to Drew fucking Carrey
Dressing up, breaking in and being the tooth fairy
I never fucks girls who don't wear suede
And I ain't never fucked a girl who ain't never been laid
Me and Ray Charles on a bike built for two
Reaching out! (Touching hands!) Touching me! (Touching you!)
Picture this: You sitting in Fairway Park
Your ass is getting hotter and your ass is getting hot
It's the middle of the eighth and you ain't getting laid
So you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-mese paint
This one goes out to Lil' Romeo
Backflippin', breakdancin', finding the cure for polio
Hm, I got a Bambi...ain't that dandy?
I'm like a fucking army of strangers with candy
Me and my man Buddha flowing so much it's dangerous
Cactus, I whack dis, dankness de da dermis
My name is Dick Tracy, pet detective
I'll punch you in your crotch until your crotch-defective

Chorus:
Don't stop there (x2)
Don't touch me there
I ain't got no hair
It's not 'cuz I'm gay
I'm just itchy
(Gorilla)

I'm Alex I'm a badass
I kill kids and cut class
Streak down the hall when I go to math
Streak through the mall when I'm high on meth
A virtuoso in the field of flag-burning
My dick-fapping skills keep the world turning
Can't quite rap but I don't take crap
Spill vodka on your lap and say "Sorry lemme get that."
(WOW!)
I jacked off and my dick spit Cheerios
I sat down and I shit more Cheerios
I'm filled with Os, damn, shit, fuck, here it goes
Started when I flowed(?) my keg and beer it snows(?)
Shat all my poops then I drank poops alcohol
Spilt wobbly and motherfuck y'all
Cock-locking cop sunglasses on the grassy knoll
One, feel it(?), two, and aim it and never ...?
I once slapped a bitch's boobies and out fell potpourri
Made sense 'cuz she was wearing a sleazy tee
I said, "Bitch, get that rubber checked on your power-train warranty"
She said "Ooh, ah ah, ooh ooh ooh, sexy me."
.... and scratch your hair follicle
Drop me down the stairs, I'll bust your last testicle
Doing so much heroin you can't ingest it all
Pikachu, use motherfucking thunder-ball!
Sitting at home! Ribbons on my toes!
Looking through the phone book, counting my hoes
I wrap ...? in duct tape and make a pop culture reference
Then I bake a funk cake because Victor Wuten is my preference

Everyone goes "Gulp" then "Bang bang bang!"
Measure it out, this is my wang!
Cum out your ass and scat that beat!
Stand on your feet, drink coffee skeet!
Jizz from a dog, drip-drip pheromone!
I use your anal crevasse to adorn my bone!
Make out with my mom at make-out point!
Slap that bitch while I giver her a joint!
That slu-u-um is cold!
I-I-I-I lol'd!

(Chorus)

(Some silly Spanish stuff.)

AH!
I'm Doug and I'm a hotty!
I can poop and I can potty!
...
You got a boner, I say "Shotty!"
... Machine got shit
... hands off your clit!
... bitches and... and I slit!
.......
.......
Stop! Stop!
......
......
... and then I skeet I leet I leet I mean I skeet I skeet I skeet I skeet I skeet!
AHHHHHH!!!

Listen up!
I'ma Shikonis, I'ma free-stylin'
Blah blahblah blah, buh-blah, buh blahblah blah.

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[jakymoooon1]

Im sorry i just didnt like this to me it was Gay sorry Please dont Compalin to me abou tit i wasnt even looking for a Differnt Song

[jordangogogo]

@jakymoooon1 Sorry! Better luck next time!

[chloemarie555]

... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[monkeydog2332]

I literally almost shit my pants, but then I remembered I was wearing my good pants, so I changed first.

[Tokatt]

fukin awesome. LOVE it. make more

[MrOnlyJoking]

this is like sex in song version

[gooruo]

haha oh this song made my day.

[Tokatt]

fukin awesome

[MainCharecter]

Itchyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[randomusernameness]

this is what god has playin on his stereo