Hellsing Abridged Episode One: The Vamps & The Zoms

Alucard Dances, Walter Annoys, Integra Transforms and Seras loves Twilight in the remastered episode one of Malakodistudio's Hellsing Abridged. Featuring added scenes, higher quality and an actual plot-related ending! Be sure to check out the original as well, I love 'em both.

CREDITS:
Daglot Alta
(EDDIE)

McSexypants
(RADIO SORCERER-SQUEALER)

Kapnobatai
(SERAS-INTEGRA-SIMON)

Cheesecake
(WALTER-PRIEST)

Malakodis
(NARRARATOR-ALUCARD-MAJOR)


MUSIC:

A big fat greek helping of...

Man Man-Engwish Bwudd-------(Opening theme)
The Lion King-Circle of Life-----(Ahhhh--Sewenyaaa!)
The Monty Python Theme-------(Awesome show)
Jaws Theme----------------------(Dont go into the water)
Darude-Sandstorm--------------(You first or shall I?)
Gloria Gaynor-I will survive-----(Oh sweet irony!)
Man-Man-Feathers--------------(So sad, so beautiful)
Nekromantix-Nice day for a resurrection-(Credits)

And: some open-source music here and there...

FUN FACTS!
We went for a 28 Days later style "Fadder?" with Simon's voice, me likey.

No one knows who in the blood-spurting scene is squealing.

I mean seriously...The priest? Simon? The victim?

I'm scared of sharks.

I saw the Miyazaki film Ponyo before making this. There weren't any sharks, thank god.

Is God capitalized? It is a name, you know...I think. 0_o

Some lines are the original audio.

The scene with Seras dying makes some people cry, just let it all out.

I sytpilled wamter on my keyboamrd while mamking thisyt

I dried out, good as new.

For techies out there, the Luke part used three 16-point garbage mattes.

For about 3 seconds, lol.

Kodis's new favorite effect is changing eye colors, nice.

SPECIAL NOTE:
This was the last episode that needed to be re-done in Adobe Premire Pro. The original was made in windows movie maker,and can still be found in the cutting room floor part of our channel. Please, enjoy them both.

Be sure to RATE and COMMENT, I'd love to see what you all think of this one!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hellsing
• abridged
• series
• funny
• alucard
• awesome
• seras
• parody
• spoof
• anime
• episode
• one
• vamps
• zoms
• malakodis
• malakodistudio
• high
• detail

[Alfredophe]

Funny but WTF with the dance thing ?_?

[dududu9531]

Thumbs up for alucard' s dance of holiness.

[xXRydokouXx]

sorry to correct this but this is hellsing ultimate......

[HeyItzMeDawg]

8:24

"...and I'm finally flexible enough to - oh, guess not."

LOL

[GiniPig95]

I choked my ass off on my laughs when I saw him dancing fuck yes I want to dance too!

[Tylerinferno100]

@JO74561 The song is called Man Man by Engish bwudd, sometimes it's spelled enrish bwudd, hope that helped.

[and12387]

@riku740 exactly! Has to be a virgin ^.^ and the narrorator was annoying. So, yeah, but it was still funny

[Ranjaclaus]

what u dont like twilight ???

[Ranjaclaus]

mad funny!!!

[EpicFighter32]

i love the intro song nice choice

[backwardsant]

i really like shark week

[JO74561]

@JO74561 Never mind.