This Quadbike's Made for Douching

Zoot keeps sayin' I'm some sort of meatsack,
A golem and a douche, well I confess
I used to have a taste for the man ass
But now Loren gets all my stalking best

Cause this country needs a captain
And as its captain, I would be
I'm not above exploiting her to break in on the scene

I keep spammin where I shouldn't be spammin
A video that you're certain not to like
But if you are to give me any jestin'
My legal aid will find you in the night

'Cause this country needs a captain
And as its captain, I would be
One of these days Marvel Studios will film a movie staring me

With muscles that are bulging at my shirt seams,
With 'roid rage, and a shriveled dong to boot
I'll hararass you with my fanatically racist gym team
Each of us oblivious to who's the douche

Cause this country needs a captain
And as its captain, I would be
One of these days Marvel Studios will flop a movie staring me

Category:

Music

Tags:

• quadbike
• douche
• captain
• american

[JewishJonM]

You'd better take this down, or you'll be a jail

[corneliuvalentin]

That was awesome... as Captain America would.

[cometstail]

A musical masterpiece.

I'm in love.