RiffTrax - Titanic

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/titanic

On the cold, starry night of April 14, 1912, in the iceberg-infested waters of the frigid North Atlantic, a shocking and utterly disturbing event occurred. Were referring, of course, to the sullying of a beautiful 1912 Renault limousine by Jack Dawson and Rose Bukater.

Yes, the film Titanic is less about the epic tragedy of the same name, and more about one of the most unlikely, unbelievable, and shortest on-screen romances of all time. Shes a gal from the upper echelons of society. Hes a guy from steerage. The ships crew would never let him roam the upper-class decks to meet her, let alone caress her lovingly at the front of the ship. And yet it happens, and we are the worse for it

The original 5 hour version screened in test markets was a resounding failure. In that cut, Rose makes some room on the floating door, and Jack survives to marry her. Then we are treated to an over-hour-long epilogue in which they live together for many years in squalor and complete poverty, Jack scribbling cartoons for low-end skin magazines while wearing a grease-stained wife-beater, and Rose yelling at Jack that he should get a real job, lamenting the loss of her fortunes, and thinking she would have been better off at the bottom of the Atlantic after all.

Mike, Kevin and Bill hop aboard to bring you their most Titanic riff yet!

Oh, and may we add: Rose, Rose! Jack, Jack! Rose, this way! Jack, this way! Jack! Jack! Rose! Rose! Jack!!!

Category:

Comedy

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[EtherPilot]

@icrodriguez7 Let me get this straight...it's NOT okay to make fun of a movie about a tragedy....but it IS okay to capitalize on that tragedy and portray it on film while makeing millions of dollars in personal wealth.

[narthic]

123456789101112131415 I WIN!

[barbaro267]

plates: I REGRET NOTHING!

[leakingpencil]

"When the cookware starts to take it's own life, you know things are pretty grim."

lol

[pikachu10009]

weee.... LOL!

[MUSICALGUNNUT45]

I love how an advirtisment for a cruise line is in the suggestions.

[nextgentacos123]

@shay83096 Actually, Spirited Away (which I love and should be riffed, hopefully by Mike, Bill, and Mary Jo) topped Titanic in Japan.

[summzzxoxo]

Hahaha, when I was a kid I thought sliding down would be so fun!

[NateSean]

@icrodriguez7 It's a bit of a stretch to compare the events of the Holocaust with what was basically an industrial accident.

[lasseriks]

Wee :D