Sammy J and Randy: Where were you...? (Good News World)

Caution: 90's nostalgia and goosebumps. From Good News World Episode 2. 12th of September 2011.

No one can forget, and everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news
(Where were you?)
Ten years on and yet memories burn like embers
Can a decade go so soon?
I remember the night
I remember the pain
I remember the fear we felt that day
so horrific, sad and unexpected
Yeah, where were you when John Howard was re-elected?

Kim Beazley was meant to win that year
Howard's underpants were brown
Then Howard flew the plane of fear
And Beazley's pulse came crashing down
Then with his strength restored,
Johnny threw Kim overboard.
(Splash! Think of the children!)
It seems so strange that a decade has gone by
I remember the night
I remember the news
I remember I cried
And we can't forget the image playing on our screens that night of Howard's bushy eyebrows dancing in the evening light
Victorious he rose again: a win for balding, four-eyed men
And some say you can still see his erection
From the night John Howard won his third election.

[Lyrics might be slightly off]

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sammy J
• Randy
• Sammy J and Randy
• Good News World
• gnw
• John Howard
• Piano
• Election

[JohnMaxibillion]

Rahphora, I'm sorry we dominated the comments with a flame war. Thanks for the upload, as always!

[Rahphora]

@JohnMaxibillion Not a problem, it wouldn't be YouTube without some conflicts.

[JoshNagDAslayer]

I love this song, when I heard it the first time it cracked me up

[ThePlixless]

Ahh, these guys never disappoint me -

[007Deisel]

@JohnMaxibillion and furthermore the are australians making fun of thier own country, this video has nothing to do with 9/11

[007Deisel]

@JohnMaxibillion i wouldn't worry about idiots carring on about 9/11. some people who complain about peoples comments about 9/11 can't even tell you what year it happened. it seems only certin people can comment about it with out getting in trouble.

[amberrgys]

i love sammj and randy! everything they do is hilarious!

[JohnMaxibillion]

@jack123arsenal123 And I apologise for being a shit cunt.

[JohnMaxibillion]

@jack123arsenal123 I'm sorry, you're right, 9/11 is not a laughing matter. I thought that I would be able to get away with an relatively inoffensive joke considering the subject matter of this video, but I clearly misread the situation. I'll remove the comment.

But you realise that this video starts with a joke about 9/11? one that is (from my view) mor eofffensive than the one I made?

And I feel stupid even asking this, but you do realise that 9/11 DOES NOT refer to November 9, right?

[jack123arsenal123]

@JohnMaxibillion no I'm fucking pointing out u are a massive cunt who doesn't even care that thousands of people died on 9/11 and u try to make a shit cunt joke cuz ur a shit cunt

[TheCookieAddict101]

@JohnMaxibillion ummm he is right its not a joke people died dont make jks or if that wasnt a joke watch the news



[JohnMaxibillion]

@jack123arsenal123 .... is this a joke? If so, it's in poor taste.