Two water bottles twisting dance in the microwave

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• microwave
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• dance
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• lightshow
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• explosion
• glowing
• boom

[flabagast05]

basically what is happening is the male bottle got carried away and started removng its clothes.

the female bottle, shocked at hes behaviour set hes dick on fire.

as the guy screamed in pain, the female laughed so hard she had a heart attack and fell over.

:)

[vrminification]

Here's the storyline: Two bottles get together. One takes initiative and starts taking off the clothes . . . Then he gets this burning desire down there and is ready, and he tries to persuade the other one to give in, but she doesn't give in . . . Then, eventually she does, and she falls down in defeat. BUT, she changes her mind and scoots away from him. But he still has that burning desire, that probably went out in the next few minutes after the video ended. The end.

[toadxfan99]

COINKIDINK! You made this exactly 2 days after my sister was born!

[ThePower2112]

you should microwave bleach

[missgreen208]

Well being the pyro maniac I am I have to try this :)~

[reaaaaach40k]

heres the real thing the male bottle takes off his clothes the female bottle is scared becuse this is her first time so the male bottle starts touching her and then she lights his dick on fire and the female bottle is so scared that she has a heart attack as the male bottle is screaming in pain as his dick just got burned he had a heart attack and thats what happends when you dont use condoms your dick gets bured remember kids....remember

[satori07]

This is the dumbest thing I've seen in my life - get a job!

[renjidude97]

@flabagast05 :(

[xhunter94s]

Was I the only one who played Haberna while watching this?

[xhunter94s]

Was I the only on ewho played Haberna while watching this?

[virgoptrex]

..........and then there was a fire brigade outside his house....

[joeclapper]

@flabagast05 lol