PHC teen IR camp - Svelt Yeti's rap

here's the words:
When you need some fun in your summer,
And get a life! screams your mother.
Then PHC is the place to be,
I'm loving this university.
If you go to school here you'll acquire the knowledge,
That's what I like 'bout PHC college.
We had some fun inside DC,
We was chillin at the Czech Embassy.
Model UN was really great,
But pass this resolution for goodness' sake!

Patrick Henry College!

Brian is awesome he's a muscular feast.
When he plays v-ball he's a beast
How do I love Ryan let me count the ways,
He's been inspecting my room every single day,
from the bottom to the top top to the bottom
he's the inspection man and you've got to love him.
This awesome girl her name's Renee,
She's broken up with Nathan every signgle day,
but the way she's done it is quite funny,
and she's from the south side of LA.
Andrew's really cool and fun all the time,
it's just for him I'm singing this rhyme
I know three other girls and they're my peeps,
They're Tia, Susannna, and Holly.

All three of them are really sweet,
When they are gone camp's incomplete.
David is the Boss don't mess with him,
if you swim in Lake Bob he'll tear off your limb.

Patrick Henry College!

Jensen is cool, his last name's Near,
but he's so tall, we can't see him from here.
Michelle and Aiden, announcements galore,
when they sing 'mail call', it's never a bore
When you see Brooke, please say hi,
But back off bro! when she's talking to Levi.
Broddie's a man of few words,
Make him mad, then you're getting served.
Watch out for Lixsie, she's pumping her guns,
she's so strong, she'll juggle three tons.
Kenny may not be able to grow a beard,
but he's real cool, not weird like Britney Spears.

Patrick Henry College!

It makes me sad to say goodbye,
but that's alright, I'll see you next time.

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[LM4TSO]

And people wonder why I've got my heart set on PHC.

[tly2010]

definitely one of my favorite things of the summer!

[rococoobscurity]

Haha, that's great.