You belong with me parody (I'm so obese) Taylor swift

Dang! over 15,000 views... Okay guys, let me just say something. This was not meant to be the greatest video ever made. My friends and I had fun writing and filming it, and I was not trying to sound like christina aguilera, I was purposefully singing terribly. I have ears. Basically, don't hate. It ain't nice. :)
Alexa: Fat girl
Milo: Dork
Zoya:Camera person
Lyrics:
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going on about the hamburger that you had
She doesnt understand eating like I do

I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night
I'm eatin all the kind of junk food she doesn't like
And she'll never eat the portions that I do

She eats side salads, I eat supersized,
She's a health nut, why am I not surprised
Dreaming bout the day when I wake up and find
That the whole world has turned into a giant cheese fry

If you could see that I'm the one who understands food
Been here all along so why can't you see?
I'm so obese
I'm so obese

To far to walk down the street with me and my plus sized jeans
I can't help thinking this ain't how it ought to be
Sittin on a park bench thinkin to myself
I'd better get healthy

I'll have to starve myself for at least two weeks
Can't imagine what It'd be like not to eat
but I'll lose weight and isn't that my goal?
I'll burn fat like a piece of coal!
She eats side salads, I don't eat at all
She's a health nut, I don't eat at all
Dreaming bout the day when I wake up and find
That the whole, world has changed, and I've dropped a dress size

If you could see that I'm the one who doesn't eat food
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
I'm not obese, I'm not obese
I used to be obese

I'd stand there trying to fit through my back door
If only I had opened it a bit more
Jeeeeez,
I used to be so obese,
I used to be so obese

Oh I remember when I weighed 400 pounds and I was eating all the time
The kids at school made fun of me, and they made me want to cry
Now I've lost 300 pounds, and I'm looking like a dream
I think I know now who you want, think I know you want meee,

Can't you see that I'm the one who doesn't eat food?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
I'm not obese

I stood there trying to fit through my back door,
If only I had opened it a bit more
Jeeeeez,
I was so obese
But I'm not obese

Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me
You belong with me

Disclaimer: We don't own the music. We just wrote the (awesome) lyrics.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Parody
• Taylor
• Swift
• You
• Belong
• With
• Me
• I'm
• So
• Obese
• Lyrics

[chiwahlovers]

really u cant sing why are you posting and u must really hate taylor swift and again you cant sing

[Parodizeme]

@chiwahlovers I actually can sing, I was trying to be a bad singer. I'll post a video of me singing, just to show you up.

:)

[supersportoutlaw]

she cannot sing and that is just weird but i like to watch it

[Parodizeme]

@supersportoutlaw I actually can, lol

[MahonieGotChancer]

I live this very creative :) also you are so pretty :)

[nataliemh16]

U waisted so many skittles 😢

But still that's hilarious how did u come up with that!!! LOL

[bullet101ism]

U can't sing and the pillow is sticking out

[leace1000]

Umm....

[fearlessalways13]

Why are you making a video like this?

[The12348989]

I'm not one of those people who find everything insanely offensive or anything but this is ridiculous. I know you said that it was "meant to be offensive" whatever the hell that means, but is still was. It worries me that you and your friends could be so stupid. Eating disorders are not something to make fun and frankly videos like these are a big part of the reason eating disorders are such an epidemic.

[evanecence291]

ur phone was upside down thats probs why u were angry at it

[stantem]

hahahahahahah!!!!!! love this video sooooo much!!! i laugh every single time i see it!!!!! :)

[cupcake12828]

Um......

[gabbrooks10]

@Parodizeme

LOL