30 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal - Mart

this was on my foopets and...well, i wanted to post it on youtube...:) and i was bored...mentioned againXD anyway, if u want the song download i'll give it to you:) because im nice like that, but i'll only PM you IF you comment on THIS video ONLY! so, the stuff you wanted to hear!

Program Used: Windows Movie Maker
Songs in Order:
Crash and Burn - by Savage Garden
Lost in the Supermarket - by The Clash
Shake it - by Metrostation
Made by: ME!XD



Thirty ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
2. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
3. Re-dress the male mannequins in female clothes.
4. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
5. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
6. Play with the automatic doors.
7. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
8. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
9. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
10. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
11. Try to put M&M's on layaway.
12. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
13. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows.
14. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
15. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
16. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock.
17. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
18. Take bets on the battle above.
19. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
20. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
21. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.
22. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
23. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
24. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
25. Two words: "Marco Polo."
26. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
27. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
28. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
29. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
30. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again

BTW! i might not tell you the thing about, well, the thing i said after i like a guy...and its not about him, but i will PM the downloads to you:) well, i might PM you that thing, IF im in the "right mood":) or not! XD c[=

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[werewolfsister224]

code three is someone puked

[dachinulove]

@werewolfsister224 What?

[werewolfsister224]

@dachinulove yeah ive worked at Wal-Mart code three is that someone piked and you need to clean it

[dachinulove]

@werewolfsister224 oh :D

[LizziebethV4]

This makes me want to go get kicked out of wal-mart...

[dachinulove]

@LizziebethV4 hehe, lol x3

[MyWerewolves]

I done all of this! my mum sent me to therapy sessions....just got out last week and then i showed her this...she hugged me and said "thank god! i just thought because you were natural blonde you were slightly crazy and dumb!!" -_- fail man..fail

[trentvidss]

you should of done some of these

[katiethegeek]

My friends did 28 to a bunch of people and no one noticed it was them, they did it for like 20mins

[99memaw]

my fav was 19

[JcbSxtn95]

Bro I don't need 30 ways to get kicked out of WalMart, I already know fifty of my own. Haha, like open a can of

Tomato juice, pour some underneath a girl when there not lookin (like when there clothes shopping) ditch the can, wall up to her tap her on the shoulder and say "hey ma'am I think your leakin, tampons are over by the pharmacy!"

[vaporeonfangirl101]

also/go into the dressing room and say "i need more toilet paper"

[vaporeonfangirl101]

i remember some of these from foo pets i had an account i was queeny23

[ibecool2]

@werewolfsister224 what means like someone has a bomb or somthin?

[LunaMoonshiver]

I did number 28 one time, and I realised after some minutes that it was my shoping cart.