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Just some thoughts i had after meeting this guy in a traditional English pub, he was talking to me about various sex things he had done. Some of them were a bit weird. I would like to make it clear that i have never performed any of the sexual acts mentioned in this video.

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[MrPentatonicScale]

Actually the hudiny is when your having sex with her from behind and then you pull out and secretly switch with a friend and then you surprise her by magically appearing outside the bedroom window.

[AmericanReject2012]

@MrPentatonicScale There are a couple of versions. The one you said is also a classic.

[feverfordrums]

The bow paper boy was the best one. Also thats the only one I would do.

[AmericanReject2012]

@feverfordrums Pussy.. broaden your mind!

[chukkymc]

how... did you make this sound so awkward, but still have me in hysterics?? :'D

[AmericanReject2012]

@chukkymc Magic potions and pasta

[Impthra]

Just so you know, you look fucking cool

[LordPenguin7485]

The Bo paperboy, it made me laugh so damn hard because after you said that you kind of stared off in the distance as if you were thinking "oh god what have I done."

and just ended the video to stop the shame.

but then again I have an over active imagination so it may just be me.

[pazomblez]

@sleepypoodle

'You are a sociopath'

And then you proceed to castigate him for having some trouble with a hard time in his life. Seems to me like you're the more anti-social one. Judging from your comments here you are one hateful bitch.

[Nealfreemont]

I wonder what happened to Napoleon Dynamite's brother.

[sleepypoodle]

Don't be fooled by these equally pathetic, socially dysfunctional imbeciles blowing hot air up your arse, you're not cool, you're lonely & friendless for a reason. Stop wasting time trying to engratiate yourself with other losers who instead of living real lives with real people, real friends, kids, partners, jobs etc. are sitting behind a laptop in some hazy, dystopian pseudo-reality called cyberspace - that's not living, it's escapism. You've passed your 'deathpoint' this is your last chance.

[sleepypoodle]

This is how you reach out to your wife and your ten year old son?? You are a sociopath, if your wife left you for a 'better man' she would have achieved that by blindfolding herself and randomly picking a name from the phone book. You are a sad, pathetic individual and your son does not need a sick, depraved, sleazy, self-absorbed, naval-gazing, dishonest, egocentric misogynist as a role model. I just hope that he doesn't feel too sorry for losing his dad because he had a very lucky escape.

[luislaracuente]

Are you like this for real or is this acting? Either way you're cool man!!